(At AmIRight, where humor's king
(When Fives they hurl, here's what they sing)

When the pirates eat keels thanks to sharp Navy SEALs
That's Mark Scotti
When he tries on your thong, but it won't hold his schlong,
That's Mark Scotti
He'll contrive; Five-a-Five-a-Five, no jive -- voters thrive
Sakes alive! - I can tell-a....
Skilled word-play; Winslet nude: Hooray! What a fine display!
Kate? Okay! Curvy swell-a!

Anal pain in your haunch like a Space Shuttle launch?
That's Mark Scotti
Got a "seminal" need 'cause of eight babes to feed?
Welfare, love!
When a song makes you drool for a bowl full of gruel: Haggis-Dazs, say?
Used the wrong parts of sheep!
They're for (bleep)-ing, says creep!
Lover, blasé!

When your gal's stuck on you like tattoo on wazoo
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
When those rock-'n-roll jerks quickly quake; quite queer quirks
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
Kenne-dy: New York senate, she; must be legacy
Hillary's Cinderella?
(Uncle Ted: "Seat-a sell-a!)
Nailed OJ! What a happy day! Lengthy prison stay
Jury say: "Guilty, fella!"
Go to Hell-a!

When you're awf'lly annoyed: boss like bad hemorrhoid
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
When your gal's monstrous hips bring on truss-span-dex rips [1] [2]
Fits like glove?
Disagree with TT? Mark might see and think he's rather snotty
If you scream at my theme, blow off steam! Go and "ream me up, Scotti!"
(Quite dotty)
(Literati)



[1] Do *not* repeat the author's mistake of attempting any research on the term "spandex". You're liable to end up at lycra.com, a site full of beautiful models in disgustingly skin-tight and skimpy swimwear.

[2] Sorta double-pun there: "truss span" is a component of a type of bridge , as well as "truss" as relates to human usage + "spandex".