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Song Parodies -> "Kate's Nude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kate's Nude"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

A tribute to our naked Oscar winner, Kate Winslet
Kate's nude, and men are glad
Oscar is too, reads on the letter
Oh Winslet, get naked in every part
Then our hearts beat, a little faster

Kate's nude, and not ashamed
All men want to, go out and see her
The second, you show us a lot of your skin
Then we forget your style of sweater

And any time you want to say, Kate's prude (Refrain)
Just drop that sweet shirt down from your shoulders
For you know it's your jewels
That make men drool
And all our temps run a little warmer

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh....

Kate's nude, without a frown
Her gown's gone, and the view is better
Stripping will enhance all of your parts
And soon your breasts, can be unfettered

A new pic's out and we just grin
Kate's nude, again
We're waiting for the scenes that expose you
If you don't know if your role is true
Kate's nude, should do
Your sweater is shedding from your shoulder
Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh...

Kate's nude, and no role's bad
Winslet's skin will make it better
All men will, appreciate your sins
To our chagrin, each nude scene's bettered bettered bettered

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh YEH YEH... Kate's nude...
Copyright 2009

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Andy Primus - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with your sentiment. Shame it's not compulsory for actresses to get their baps out at least once in every film (as long as they're not a bride of Frankenstein type)
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the "raw" comments, Andy!!!
TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Another (3rd?) lexcellent submission detailin' all the Katatonic dudes out there... BTW you goin' all 'John Barry' on us?
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ. My muse has been out of control lately, but I see it slowing down soon...
Leo Keough - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I've gotta see this movie . . . 555's
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo!!
AFW - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Good and edgy desciptive humor
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
My thanks to you, AFW!
2Eagle - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Hate to poop on your party, but i find it sad that both actresses won for being nude rather than for their ability. Kate was nominated numerous times before, but didn't win until now. I can't believe Viola Davis lost to that silly girl.
alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
sways with lighter held high...all the better to see kate nude
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Alvin & 2Eagle!
kevin wrightly - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
very nice read easy to follow excellent topic 555
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the high fives, Kev!
Jim Rotondo - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well written Mark, and quite titillating, one of your breast parodies yet!
Mark Scotti - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Raw thanks to you, Jim!!!
TT - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Which movie ?!? ... gotta rent that -- for "research purposes", of course! Great title switch, and song is a huge improvement on insane OS.
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
The latest was "The Reader", but Kate can also be scene in all her glory in "Little Children", "Holy Smoke", "Jude", and of course, "Titanic" Thanks!!
Gari J - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I wanna see kate nude now I've read this
Mark Scotti - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Gari and yes, check her out!!
Silver Power - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very interesting parody, and really funny subject. I, too, am a Kate Winslet fan, and not just because of her acting. 555.
Mark Scotti - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Revealing thanks to you, SP!!!
Guy - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05JK)

Mark - Brillant! You followed the OS to a tee - spot on timing, pace and syllable matching. This does you proud.
Mark Scotti - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy!!!
Agrimorfee - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I liked it, but not as much as Guy did..."Kates nude, should do" didn't make sense to me, nor did "to our chagrin" . Still I can understand the difficulty of this one.
Mark Scotti - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri. You're right about the chagrin line. Should be "It's no chagrin"....
bobpiecheese - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Um...not much to say here. I didn't really enjoy this one - I can't really see how a parody that basically says "OMG BOOBZ" is meant to be that funny. Oh well.
Mark Scotti - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
To bobpiecheese: It may not be everyone's "D CUP" of tea, but it's creative and paces perfect with the song. AND it's satirical, as in MOST of Kate's best reviewed performances, she has had a nude scene ...
Leo Keough - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(J/K) Already voted above...Great title switch and following through!!!...One of my favorites of this comp!!!
Matthias - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I wouldn't say that Titanic was worth sitting down for about 3 hours to watch a one minute part of the film where Kate gets naked, because you can pretty much find that one the Internet anyways, but back in the day when "Titanic" first came out the Internet wasn't as big as it is today. Anyways, I liked your parody and pretty original topic choice.
Mark Scotti - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Titilating thanks to you, Leo & Matthias.
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Kate is a fun actress, whose work I generally enjoy. This parody focused on her nudity, and it wasn't bad--just not really my style so to speak. (I've done nudity parodies myself, so perhaps I've seen certain idea before) But I love the title switch!
Mark Scotti - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave.
Red Ant - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a hard OS to do, and you pulled it off quite well. Now, where are the pics?
Mark Scotti - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Even better, THE VIDEO!!! LOL & thanks, Red Ant!!

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