Song Parodies -> That's Somali

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

  
Parody Song Title:

"That's Somali"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

Sorry for the second submission. This one is cleaner with pacing. Now, about those stinkin' pirates:

(In Somalia pirates are kings
Then our ships meet here's what we say)

When grenades hit the sky that is not Captain Bligh
That's Somali
Think the world is your dime, on that boat full of slimes
That's Somali
Shots will ring tat-a-tat-a-ling, tat-a-tat-a-ling
And you'll cry for Mommy
Bombs will say have-a-real-nice-day, have-a-real-nice-day
Smashed like a mad Godzilla

As our bombs squash them flat and their bodies go splat
They're Tamales
We will dance on their graves for the way they behave
No lost love
If you try Pirate schemes our seals will have you
Fed to the morays
Excuse me, when you see, all the dead Somali
End of story

When they threaten mankind 911 still reminds
Crushed Somalis
If our boats start to fight you will never see light
That's a sure thing
Hear us sing U-S-A-is-king, U-S-A-is-king
And you'll sing "Mercy fella"
Your blood will say victory our way, victory our way
You low life salmonella
Great novella

As we sail on the seas and shots fly by like fleas
That's Somali
We will shoot down your boat with no glimmer of hope
You'll give up
We squash all pirate schemes, know that you will not
Feel our amore
Excuse me, but they'll see, when the seas are all free
Thank our country,(USA)

Thank our country

Copyright 2009
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Jim Rotondo - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Syllabically brilliant Mark, 3x 5's and the Bucs stop here!
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Jim. Yes, we should not put up with that piracy crap. BLAST THEM!!!
malcolm higgins - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
it's my name, no disguise, and I left you three fives for..... somali...............
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malcolm!!!!
Andy Primus - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark, I agree with your comment above. One company recently paid a ransom of 3 million dollars for one of their tankers. It would have been far cheaper if they had fitted out their ships with rocket launchers and groups of mercenaries. They could have blown them out of the water as soon as they made their intentions known - and it would create new jobs!
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You said it, Andy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks..
TJC - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job... fella/salmonella/novella just one of a string of great rhymin' lines! Could subtitle it: The Pirates of Comeuppance!
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Seven gun salute of thanks to you, TJ!!!
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
A seven gun salute of thanks to you, TJ!!!
Patrick - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Feed the salmonella to the morays. Great lines. My brother and I got into a dispute over how to handle the pirates. He wants to hang them, and I say throw them overboard. Looks like you're taking my side.
Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick. TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!
Below Average Dave - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I was wondering why my comment was missing, ok, see, you can have Chucky remove the other one by texting him, my comments still stands, timely 5s
John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Here it is again, 5's
Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
"Bombs will say have-a-real-nice-day" -- *Brilliant* irony, and 180-switch use of a tired cliché.... Props for including the intro, which many parodies of TOS don't. ... "for Mommy" is one syl. short of OS "Vita bella", and if that is the *only* nit that the world's premier professional nit-picker can find, well, that human perfection, Dude! 555+++

btw, feel free to return the favor and nit-pick any of my songs any time the urge strikes... don't dish it out if ya can't take it, ya know :) :) :)
Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT. I do not mind the nit-picks at all. I like to smooth out the parodies after posting, so I do appreciate the comments,,,
TT - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
It's sad, but we can only edit them *before* posting - no "edit" button on this forum... sigh.. many's the time I've wished for one!
Christie Marie M - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude, this song is the bomb!! This is one song that would end up in the history books in the future. I especially lobe the "tat-a-tat-a-ling" line in that song! Now that's amore! 555.
Mark Scotti - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!!!
adagio - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I loved the pacing and the rhyming, 5's
Mark Scotti - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!!!
PMS - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job.
Mark Scotti - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS!!!!
Gari J - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Just going through some of your work this is brilliant, not sure gunshots fly by like fleas though hehe. 555
Mark Scotti - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Gari...

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