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Song Parodies -> "Stuck To Our Middles With Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck To Our Middles With Glue"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

A sticky situation arises...

Well I'm sorry how we got in this plight
I knew that something didn't feel quite right
Our passion's rare, it came on like a dare
I got excited and the gel was not there

Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right,
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue

Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue
How many times can I joke "How Do You Do?"
Please try hard to keep from biting my face
Has got to be our most lengthy embrace

Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right,
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue

I had started feeling clinging,
I thought your gym visits paid off, man!

ooooo-ow-eeee
ooooo-ow-eeee

And then your passion stopped churning,
Smacked me and yelled real loud we've

Seized . . .
Seized . . .

Striving to make the best of it all
Before the kids get home from the mall
At least they would not catch us on all fours
They will say mom and dad are hardcore

Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue

Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
Copyright 2009

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John Barry - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
A sticky situation indeed.
Jim Rotondo - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great "feel good" song, well done Elmer!
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
A sticky thanks to John & Jim!!!
TJC - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Your, er, sappy (heh!) humor... the stuff that binds us together...
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ!!!!!
alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
this would make a good video
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin!
AF - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Billy Connolly would be pleased.
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AF!
Christie Marie M - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
"I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say in your song bounces up and sticks to you." I feel really glued to your parody. I echo John Barry and TJC's comments. A sticky situation! 555.
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!
Andy Primus - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one - I was trying to finish a version of this for ages but gave up on it. It was going to be about DIY bodge ups - Tools to the left of me, solvents to the right, here I am stuck in a puddle of glue. Do you ever get ones where you just can't finish it no matter how many times you look at it?
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, I have, and that sounded like a great one!!! Thanks, Andy.
Old Limerick - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who went around belly-to-belly
Because, in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
Mark Scotti - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Old Limerick, and that is exactly what inspired me to write this!!!
Old Limerick - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
i suspected as much.... good job with it! stick these fives...
Gari J - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This couple stick together like Glue, they're inseperable, they're stuck on each other and so on good parody scotti surprised I missed this one
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Gari. Glad ya "stuck" with it!!!
TT - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
And *now* you know who OL was, right? :D
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Very perceptive of you to remember that Limerick! Thanks!!!
PP - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funny scenario, and an excellent job of writing.
Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Once again, i'm 'sticking" with my thanks to you, PP!!
brightCAP - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
>You made a funny concept then stuck to it! Nice progression of explaining what happened, referencing the realization, then moving the story forward with the kids. >Favorite line: we've seized
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Just think how that scene in Reservoir Dogs would have played differently had these lyrics been used!
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Just think how that scene in Reservoir Dogs would have played differently had these lyrics been used!
Mark Scotti - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brightcap. And to Agri...I'm all EARS...LOL!
Matthias - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, I can't hear this song without thinking about that scene from Reservoir Dogs. Maybe you could have used a knife to cut yourselves apart.
Porfle Popnecker - August 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that old monster movie, "The Beast With Two Backs."
Mark Scotti - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
'plastic surgeries" ofr thanks to matthias and porfle.
bobpiecheese - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, that's one way to get a free waxing. And I'm sure somewhere online there's a website devoted to this sort of thing. Anyway, this was a cute little parody, very silly and enjoyable. Pity I haven't seen Reservoir Dogs, or I might've got what everyone's talking about. 555!
Abbott Skelding - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Haha I love the title sub and you nailed the imagery pretty darn well. Nice work!
Blaydeman - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Just the mental images this gave me made me LOL! Awesome!
Meriadoc - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I was seized with laughter at this one!
Mark Scotti - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
"Lossening up" for spme thanks to bobpie, Abbott, Blayde & Meri!
lifeliver - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Not only amusing and hilarious, but also funny. Sidesplitting humor, though that might have caused more damage.
Mark Scotti - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
"Splitting" my thanks to you, lifeliver
Mark Scotti every time you hear this song!!!! - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Reading back on these,,,To Bobpie, You've GOT to rent Reservoir Dogs. After watching the "torture" scene with Michael Madson, you will get "chills" every time you "HEAR" (hint..hint..) this song!

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