Random name generator my arse! I float five air biscuits in your direction.

Like RA says above..random name generator..sure is randy...funny spoofing..five random points

What? But "class" and "crass" don't rhyme!....and neither do "glass" "gas" and "masks"!! - what's going on?? - all of Australia (including our dense kiwi population) is totally confused - it looks like WE need......(drum roll).....WIKIPEDIA (which, in Australia, rhymes with "flatulence")

confession: "Mass ass gas" got a literal LOL :-)

5s, TT, LOL! Hey Stu, we can smell 'em here in New England, 'alfway 'round the world! Oh, wait a minute, that was one of mine...TMI, TMI, I know, I know... ;-)

Fart is the Swedish word for speed (insert your own quick fart joke here) and I don't mean the popper (or should that be pooper) upper type.

On another note - I just read that in the new Disney Movie "Ice age 2" something unique (for a Disney Movie) happens, a character actually dies, and it's a Turtle! Assuming this is true I'm now eagerly awaiting the revenge parody - or ten - in support of your kin. (Not that you seem to need help with inspiration, but what have turtles ever done to Disney?)

who me, JD? I'm SURE this isn't about ME. No, apparently TT used a random name generator...

Red Ant, AFW, thanks... Johnny D, thanks; glad I spend most of my time under water... Peter, thanks; en Deutsche, "drive" ist "fahrt" (3rd person singular, if pea-brain remembers correctly); the bane of teachers of German in US schools - inevitabel jokes.... Have to look into that Disney thing!
Stew -- I mean, Stu -- they all rhyme N. of the Equator and W. of the Pond... Drop by for that 1 1/2 beers that I promised you - offer's still good - and I'll sing it for you. Thanks for comments and for appreciating the use of RNG.

Take 3 fives from my random five generator.

Rick C, thanks.... btw, this has nothing to do with the above parody, just a random observation on dining: Don't ya just love the aroma of a nice roast or stew?

One day I'll get on board a Qarntars jet and do that, TT - and in return for your thanks, I thank you for appreciating my sometimes misunderstood (coughArwencough) Aussie (not KIWI!!!) sense of humour - btw, I just noticed the "if the pooh fits" after-comment, and direct you to the HE/HIM thread where you'll see I donned it humbly ages ago :-)

Stuat, no need to etun thanks, just get on that aiplane and get you ase ove hee...... (I did see "he/him", and thanks for noticing another of my little "Easter eggs.") To clarify another TT "excess ellipsis", I know very well you're A not K.... I used to work (I mean, wok - musta been a Chinese estauant) with a group of Aussies (who came over here to steal jobs from Americans lol). Leaned that they look down on Kiwis, as Kiwis look down on New Guineans, who probably look down on Lichtensteiners. So, worst insult possible: "(You) kiss Kiwi ass (to prove you're sorry)." I realize that it could have been read as "Kiss ass, Kiwi". I gotta cut down on my ellipses and go back to just plain circles.
Except, of course, that the song doesn't refer to any person, or even to any nationality, in particular. ;-)

I'm smellin' 5s

Larry Hensley, thanks.