-> "Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!""
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Own Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!""
Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!"
Stop photocopying DNA
You: Don't clone me!
I'd rather have "kids" the normal way
So don't make a lamb that's new
In lab where the white-coats play
Each "makeover": unique "new ewe"
Stop playing God, OK?
"Moo! Don't clone me!"
Already know how to "have a cow"
Stu, don't clone me
One Tommy Turtle's enough for now
Oh, I don't want to breed this way
And neither, I bet, would you
So just let me love my Elf 
Shout, "Yabba, dabba, doo!"
I'm One, and I love to be One
Not three, ten, or seventy-three
And don't deprive me of the fun
To lay and scr*w whomever I please
[Interlude: repeat the notes D 'n A, or either of the following verses:]
[Interlude Sub #1]
Quack! Don't clone me!
No need to make a new Donald Duck
Left alone, we --
-- Already know how to copulate
[Interlude Sub #2]
This ain't "progress"
Medical science? It don't add squat
Acid trip? Yes!
[continue main song]
A-a-a-nd don't make a "me" anew
Oh-h-h-h, just to get your degree
A thesis, I am not for you;
Topic for Ph.D.
I'm not just some lump of clay
Oh-h-h-h, Play-Doh™ that you construe
So just go and "clone" yourself!
That's all I say: "Cl*ne You!"
You geek, I love that I'm unique
My plea is that you will agree
To led me breed the way I want...
(to play, pursue, and risk s.t.d.'s)
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