Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!"
Stop photocopying DNA
You: Don't clone me!
I'd rather have "kids" the normal way

So don't make a lamb that's new
In lab where the white-coats play
Each "makeover": unique "new ewe"
Stop playing God, OK?

Bess:...
"Moo! Don't clone me!"
Already know how to "have a cow"
Stu, don't clone me
One Tommy Turtle's enough for now

Oh, I don't want to breed this way
And neither, I bet, would you
So just let me love my Elf [1]
Shout, "Yabba, dabba, doo!"

I'm One, and I love to be One
Not three, ten, or seventy-three
And don't deprive me of the fun
To lay and scr*w whomever I please

[Interlude: repeat the notes D 'n A, or either of the following verses:]

[Interlude Sub #1]

Quack! Don't clone me!
No need to make a new Donald Duck
Left alone, we --
-- Already know how to copulate

[Interlude Sub #2]

This ain't "progress"
Medical science? It don't add squat
Acid trip? Yes!
Deoxyribonucleic? Not!

[continue main song]

A-a-a-nd don't make a "me" anew
Oh-h-h-h, just to get your degree
A thesis, I am not for you;
Topic for Ph.D.

I'm not just some lump of clay
Oh-h-h-h, Play-Dohâ„¢ that you construe
So just go and "clone" yourself!
That's all I say: "Cl*ne You!"

[fading]
You geek, I love that I'm unique
My plea is that you will agree
To led me breed the way I want...
[fade out]
(to play, pursue, and risk s.t.d.'s)