-> "I Only Want To Pee, Not Pooh (The *LAST* Gender-Based Difference)"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Want To Pee, Not Pooh (The *LAST* Gender-Based Difference)"
You've no idea how badly I have got to go
There's not another "rest stop" for an hour, or so
For males, that is one thing: dealt, eas-i-ly
We pull to side of road and find the nearest tree
Just somewhere out of view
I only want to pee, not pooh
So full a bladder; shouldn'a had that coffee brew
My honey, don't you feel the urge to spray it, too?
In bushes, relievin'; men feel such bliss 
Wherever you go, I can find a place to pi**
I'm sorry, but it's true:
It's easier for me than you
"Next stop: much miles", oh, me!
Just about to wet my pants
Forests, groves, vacant land, or farms:
All fine places: manly stance
It glistens, Honey!
I don't mean to be deridin' *you*, I swear
But never suffer: stickers in my underwear
'Cause you do it squattin'; drop pants to knee
You really must admit: here's where you envy me
A zipper down; I'm through
As long as "number one", not "two"
[Interlude -- ahhhhhhhhh! (sound of "stream" on rock)]
Uh oh, must stop; your turn: excrete
Only place around I see:
Slime, smell, filth, dirty toilet seat
A gas station called "BP"
It's smeary, Honey!
I so like when we go ridin' everywhere
Whenever pressure nether, Honey, I don't care
You must realize one thing: no "equal rights"
I always have in sight, a "restroom"; lots of sites
Though you say when we scr*w,
I pee whenever I want to!
You try: you spatter; much splattering, "pee"-eew!
It's difficult for "she" to do!
 Indeed, the quickest way for men to feel relief is to find the nearest bush.
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