-> "Sotomayor (In Spanish, with translation) (US Supreme Court)"
Original Song Title:
"Cara Mia"
Parody Song Title:
"Sotomayor (In Spanish, with translation) (US Supreme Court)"
The Lyrics
¿Sonia? ¿Por que?
Hechos: escoge
Ella, no da --
-- Attencion: la ley!
President', Seňor
Una dama por --
Jueza: otra; pido, por favorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
¡Sotomayor, no!
¡Leguleya, no!
¡Sotomayor, no!
¡Jueza mala, no!
Gustan, puta, no:
Gente de blanco
Hombres, tamb'ien
Racista, dijo
Seňor Obama
Ella: injusta
¡Candidata otra, pro-pon-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
¡Sotomayor, ay!
¡Leguleya, ay!
¡Sotomayor, ay!
¡Jueza mala, ay!
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
¡Espero que ella ya ir se- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e- e!
¡Justicia, ay!
Voy a Paraguay
¡No equidad en su corte hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
¡Sotomayor, no!
¡Leguleya, no!
¡Sotomayor, no!
¡Jueza mala, no!
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
¡Sotomayor, noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[Rough translation:]
Sonia (Sotomayor)? Why?
She chooses which facts (she'll heed)
She does not pay
Attention to the law
Mr. President
A lady for --
-- Judge: A different one, I'm asking you, please!
Sotomayor, no!
Shyster lawyer, no!
Sotomayor, no!
Evil Justice, no!
This wh*re doesn't like
White people
Also, men
She's said she's racist
Mr. Obama
She is unjust
Another candidate, propose!
Sotomayor, oy!
Shyster lawyer, oy!
Sotomayor, oy!
Evil Justice, oy!
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
I wish that she would just go awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(Her as) Justice? Oy, vey!
I'm moving to Paraguay
There is no fairness in her Court
Sotomayor, no!
Shyster lawyer, no!
Sotomayor, no!
Evil Justice, no!
Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
¡Sotomayor, noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[1] Spanish parody needs a Spanish pun: "Cara" translates both as "dear", as in TOS title ("Cara Mia" = "My Dear"), and as "face". hehehe
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