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Song Parodies -> "Mart And Bowl"
Original Song Title:
"Heart And Soul"
Original Performer:
The Cleftones
Parody Song Title:
"Mart And Bowl"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
OS lyrics here.
Mart and bowl
I planned the hottest date:
Wal-Mart stroll...
And then go bowling late, gladly
I hoped, her flames to light
But I "struck out" for the night
Mart and bowl
Alas, my girl was bored --
-- To her soul
That's all I could afford, sadly
The "7-10" I missed
And didn't get kissed
I thought our date was thrilling, oh so thrilling
But when I took her home, was she unwilling!
And now I see
Why my dates burn and crash
Look at me
I'm always lacking cash, badly
Entire paycheck, whole,
Blown on our "Mart and Bowl"
I planned the hottest date:
Wal-Mart stroll...
And then go bowling late, gladly
I hoped, her flames to light
But I "struck out" for the night
Mart and bowl
Alas, my girl was bored --
-- To her soul
That's all I could afford, sadly
The "7-10" I missed
And didn't get kissed
I thought our date was thrilling, oh so thrilling
But when I took her home, was she unwilling!
And now I see
Why my dates burn and crash
Look at me
I'm always lacking cash, badly
Entire paycheck, whole,
Blown on our "Mart and Bowl"
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Short, sweet, and perfectly formed! I can see the firm of Walton, Brunswick & Turtle's really making bank!
So, I guess what you're saying is you missed both splits...tricky word weaving, here
he he he you took her to Wal-Mart
TJC (lol), thanks... AFW: ROFL!!! great pun; thanks... Ann Hammond, thanks :)
wow...you really know how to impress the gals....lol.....funny concept
I guess your plans did not put her in the right frame of mind
alvin, yep :) thanks... PMS (lol) nope... my mind was in the gutter... thanks.
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