-> "Please Please Me"
Original Song Title:
"Please Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please Please Me"
Oh, please, listen to me, my sweet honey
No-o-o-ot - being funny
Last night, I said to - girl, no lie
A little better, I wish *you* would try
Please, please, my dear girlfriend
Always know, I try to please you
Works both ways, - so Dear, *you* must try, too!
Don't need me - to show the way
So, why must I - still have to say?
My lovey-dovey, look at me
I'm so unhappy; please bring me some glee!
We've been couple years datin', you're my best girl
I-I-I'm faithful: thee
So please try hard; there's nothin' better:
Bringin' all your lovin' home to me!
Please listen, Honey
I'm not complainin'; that's not me
But always rainin', cardi'log-ic'lly 
Please, be my umbrella
You could make - me feel so dang good
If you'd sit - in my lap, as you should!
So many nights, a half-a**ed try
You saw my leers, glarin' at your thighs
If I could cop a make-out feel, Baby
Be raisin' my - regard; don't mean "maybe"!
Girl I do all the - pleasin, gee
But still, you're actin' - oh, yeah - so unreason'bly
Don't show no skin or thong
You - make me blue; drive me out of - my mind!
Just like I said it last night, don't you get it?
Oh, you gotta pet it just right
Tease? Sleaze! That's so gross, man!
Let's neck and see just how sublime, could be!
Not m*str*rb*t*! Let's begin it!
Love: in-fin-ite; Not a sin, it! Jump right in it!
'Cause you're the mo-ost, Girl!
Deliver the goodies; some poon for my woodies!
How to spin it? - Bare and grin it!
No chagrin; appease, ere I'm toast-man!
Your love: win it. Yay! I'm in it! .......
[we discretely fade away and leave them to themselves]
 A thousand lashes with a wet noodle. (That's why turtles have shells, heh heh! ;) But looking at OS line, "But you know there's always rain in my heart", and needing to rhyme "me", the temptation to go with "cardiologically" was irresistible. (The Debbil made me do it! The Debbil made me do it!) .... Hey, if writing isn't *fun*, what's the point? ;)
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