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Song Parodies -> "'Ones'-Scribers"

Original Song Title:

"Back Stabbers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The O'Jays

Parody Song Title:

"'Ones'-Scribers"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

What they do!

They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)

They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)

AmIRighters
Crafting creation
Evincing much care, (yeah)
Well, it's all AmIRighters
Who better beware, (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Some loony's out
To f*** your funny
A few of these losers,
They vote all "One"-y
Ma-le-fic
Mouse tight in their fist
Aiming straight at ly-ric
And I don't think they'll miss!

What they do?

They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)

They' sneerin' at your song
They must think they're running Show of Gong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)

If you make fun
Of the POTUS,
You'll offend (yeah) (what they doin' to us?)
Right wing votes you Ones
Again and again and again and again (yeah, yeah, yeah)

So, are they here to hear our humor?
No, they seemingly spread
Like metastasized tumor
That feeds on its host
As host, it attacks
So, go shove your Ones
All the way up your butt-cracks!

What they do!

They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers

They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they're playin' with their dong
The "Ones"-scribers

Lurker... Jerker...

What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
Moron faces... moron faces, each time, vote lies
("Ones"-scribers)

They' sneerin' at your song
Go suck weed... hopeless, lonely loser
("Ones"-scribers)

(fade)



OS might be here. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   1
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 4   0
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Cat - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly.
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
fits the tone of the OS well
AFW - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
At least, you didn't get any ones, for this...deserves fives..
John Barry - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
As a chronic victim of these chthonic maleficking malingerers, I couldn't agree more.
Larry Hensley - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, cool parody.
TT - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat, alvin,AFW, John B., Larry, thanks.
Lurker - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
You brains-in-the-gutter ultra-liberal cockroaches ought to be happy that the range is 1 to 5, rather than 0 to 5. You so often deserve zeros.
TT - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Lurker, coming from you, that's a compliment. Thanks for stopping by.
Passing Thru - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Dont you go on.... and on.... and on.....zzz
T - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
P-ass-ing Thru, sorE 2 hav XCded ur a10shun span.
Lifeliver - March 31, 2013 - Report this comment
'I came, I saw, I 'one-card' - I mean concurred. It doesn't strike me as 'early evolution' but perhaps a new comet yet to put on its best show as it approaches the sun (and we weren't disappointed). Your detractors must have thought you were passing too close to Earth. I think the point you made elsewhere, that they're all hits anyway as far as Chuckie's concerned, was one well worth making.
Vini, Vidi, Uni - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
LL, LOL! Thanks for read/commenting as always.

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