Song Parodies -> 'Ones'-Scribers
| Original Song Title: | "Back Stabbers" |
| Original Performer: | The O'Jays |
| Parody Song Title: | "'Ones'-Scribers" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
AmIRighters
Crafting creation
Evincing much care, (yeah)
Well, it's all AmIRighters
Who better beware, (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Some loony's out
To f*** your funny
A few of these losers,
They vote all "One"-y
Ma-le-fic
Mouse tight in their fist
Aiming straight at ly-ric
And I don't think they'll miss!
What they do?
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
They must think they're running Show of Gong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
If you make fun
Of the POTUS,
You'll offend (yeah) (what they doin' to us?)
Right wing votes you Ones
Again and again and again and again (yeah, yeah, yeah)
So, are they here to hear our humor?
No, they seemingly spread
Like metastasized tumor
That feeds on its host
As host, it attacks
So, go shove your Ones
All the way up your butt-cracks!
What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they're playin' with their dong
The "Ones"-scribers
Lurker... Jerker...
What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
Moron faces... moron faces, each time, vote lies
("Ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
Go suck weed... hopeless, lonely loser
("Ones"-scribers)
(fade)
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
AmIRighters
Crafting creation
Evincing much care, (yeah)
Well, it's all AmIRighters
Who better beware, (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Some loony's out
To f*** your funny
A few of these losers,
They vote all "One"-y
Ma-le-fic
Mouse tight in their fist
Aiming straight at ly-ric
And I don't think they'll miss!
What they do?
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
They must think they're running Show of Gong
The "Ones"-scribers ("ones"-scribers)
If you make fun
Of the POTUS,
You'll offend (yeah) (what they doin' to us?)
Right wing votes you Ones
Again and again and again and again (yeah, yeah, yeah)
So, are they here to hear our humor?
No, they seemingly spread
Like metastasized tumor
That feeds on its host
As host, it attacks
So, go shove your Ones
All the way up your butt-cracks!
What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they' gonna vote you wrong
The "Ones"-scribers
They' sneerin' at your song
All the time, they're playin' with their dong
The "Ones"-scribers
Lurker... Jerker...
What they do!
They' sneerin' at your song
Moron faces... moron faces, each time, vote lies
("Ones"-scribers)
They' sneerin' at your song
Go suck weed... hopeless, lonely loser
("Ones"-scribers)
(fade)
OS might be here. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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My sentiments exactly.
fits the tone of the OS well
At least, you didn't get any ones, for this...deserves fives..
As a chronic victim of these chthonic maleficking malingerers, I couldn't agree more.
Yeah, cool parody.
Cat, alvin,AFW, John B., Larry, thanks.
You brains-in-the-gutter ultra-liberal cockroaches ought to be happy that the range is 1 to 5, rather than 0 to 5. You so often deserve zeros.
Lurker, coming from you, that's a compliment. Thanks for stopping by.
Dont you go on.... and on.... and on.....zzz
P-ass-ing Thru, sorE 2 hav XCded ur a10shun span.
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