-> "New Bust Was Deployed"
Original Song Title:
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Bust Was Deployed"
Her new bust was deployed
Went from double-A to double-D
Then, quite lust'ly enjoyed
Surely such sight to see
The surgeon: a slice near her heart
An implant, impart; state-of-art
From nothin' to double
Like her buttocks, do they bubble
A wh*ore with wet T-shirt; cleave; part
Her g-f was annoyed
"The guys all look at her, not me"
Long friend- - ship was destroyed
Sweater made "fit"-tingly
No one stares anymore at her eyes
It's easy to see where her rack "lies"
Get under the cover, and you'll quickly discover
Be happier down at her thighs
It's like "bust on ster-oid"
She: ad-justment, employed
Get her? Fake mammar-y
Her t*ts look inviting, it's true
But feel is otherwise: they're hard as old glue
She ropes all the dopes: curvy slopes; greed'ly engrossed
See, then, what underlie ain't true
Don't get all overjoyed
Arm-charm: proving your virility?
What a "bust"! Hopes destroyed
It'll take all your glee....
[Alternate ending, or reprise, for fellow Freud fans]
Me: a fan: Sigmund Freud
Were you bottle-fed; no nurse-ery?
Bond: Mom, never enjoyed?
Better fake than real? Eeeeeh! 
 Unusually "heavy" ending to a fluff-piece song, but the point is that 46DDs now won't ever make up for what you missed as a baby - and fake ones now won't make up for that fake nipple on the bottle. Sorry.
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