Song Parodies -> Lipstick On Your Zipper
| Original Song Title: | "Lipstick On Your Collar" |
| Original Performer: | Connie Francis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lipstick On Your Zipper" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
When you left me all alone
Naked in our bed
Told me you were going out
For a loaf of bread
You walked out with lots of dough
Twenty bucks or more
You came back, grin all aglow
Were you with a whore?
Lipstick on your zipper
Said it wasn't bread
Lipstick on your zipper
Said you're gettin' head
Bust you in the lipper
Dude, you are so dead
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Turned your pants to red, yeah
(Interlude: blow on the instrument)
You said it belonged to me
Asked me for a truce
And then I noticed yours was green
Mine was purple puce
Who walked in but our gay friend?
Next door neighbor, Bru- -uce
Lipstick, green from end to end
Gave your butt a goose
Lipstick on your zipper
Told me you were bi
Lipstick on your zipper
Blew away your lie
Gilligan and Skipper
No more can deny
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Said it was a guy
Said it was a guy, boys
Said it was a guy, girls
Said it was a guy, yeah
Naked in our bed
Told me you were going out
For a loaf of bread
You walked out with lots of dough
Twenty bucks or more
You came back, grin all aglow
Were you with a whore?
Lipstick on your zipper
Said it wasn't bread
Lipstick on your zipper
Said you're gettin' head
Bust you in the lipper
Dude, you are so dead
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Turned your pants to red, yeah
(Interlude: blow on the instrument)
You said it belonged to me
Asked me for a truce
And then I noticed yours was green
Mine was purple puce
Who walked in but our gay friend?
Next door neighbor, Bru- -uce
Lipstick, green from end to end
Gave your butt a goose
Lipstick on your zipper
Told me you were bi
Lipstick on your zipper
Blew away your lie
Gilligan and Skipper
No more can deny
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Said it was a guy
Said it was a guy, boys
Said it was a guy, girls
Said it was a guy, yeah
© 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Who's Sorry Now"! You're lucky this wasn't transferred to WhatFreaks.
whoa...that song took an unexpected left turn
Dee Range, if you see this, please see continuation of our thread yesterday @ "Dee Range, Well..." (btw, "well" was a private punny wish for PB).
F-E-LL-A-T-I-O-N.
5s, dude, LOL. The midi is one of the easiest I've ever read a parody too.
What next, stand bi your man?
Very funny, gets the point(?) across without being too gross.
(Interlude: blow on the instrument) eh...what?
(Interlude: blow on the instrument) eh...what?
Hmm, red on the zipper..gotta' get the red out...isn't there a visine for that?........................flyin' fives
This tune really blows... me away! LOL
Laughed all the way through. 3X5!!!
Michael Pacholek, thanks... alvin rhodes, thanks.... John Barry, thanks; looking forward to your "V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n parody... Stephen Harrington, thanks; glad the Midi helped, and thanks for taking the time to play it and read a DK parody... Peter Andersson a.k.a. LOL!!! Good idea.... looking forward to your bi parody, K1.... Adagio, thanks... uh, interlude refers to an instrumental by a flute player.... AFW, thanks... PMS, rflmao! thanks... :) Jan, thanks!
High 5's, although you beat me to this by a couple of days. I had just started LIPSTICK ON YOUR PECKER.....oh well, it wouldn't be this good anyway. This really sucked...er...rocked!
DEE RANGE, see third comment above, and thanks.
I see the better puns are taken, so I guess by commenting late I'm caught with my pants down! Okay, given the context of this parody, that didn't quite come out right.... Excellent work here TT. 5s.
TT - u never get what I'm talking about. I know what it was SUPPOSED to be. > :(
Adagio, my therapist says I should work on my communications skills.... but I don't pay any attention to her.
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