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Song Parodies -> "Men, I'm Just A Horny Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"In My Little Corner Of The World"

Original Performer:

Anita Bryant

Parody Song Title:

"Men, I'm Just A Horny Little Girl"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

More "Lite Friday" fare: Little-known OS by Anita Bryant, former Miss Oklahoma and spokesperson for the Florida Citrus Commission and their orange-juice advertisements, but caused a boycott of same by becoming a prominent anti-gay activist and spokesperson. Quote:

"If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail biters."

Just so long as you leave us sheep-boffers alone.... Her squeaky-clean public image lends irony to this song, as does the fact that it was covered by the even-squeakier, even-cleaner Marie Osmond.

Come, your schlong to me,
'Cause I'm just a horny little girl
Your beam, ream; make me gleam
Don't leave me: forlornly little girl

Delight me, love
Displace my lace with grace
And soon, I'll bet
'Twill be your fav'rite place

A whiff of my bouquet
And thy brittle flag will be unfurled
We'll do it ev'ry day
In thighs, twiddle, carnally, we're curled

In all ways, do
Let's find some others, new
And we'll come, two [1]
Lie, tittillated, and well-twirled




[1] "To go together is human; to come together is divine" (author unknown)

Epilogue: The Citrus Commission dropped her like an orange off of the open trailer of a citrus hauler doing 85 mph, bouncing on the pavement of the Interstate Highway until her career was squashed under the wheels of a monster pick-up and turned into roadjuice. (She ended up in bankruptcy.)

Parody character is fictional. Any resemblance to any actual person is strictly coincidental, but call me, 'k?

© 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com

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Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on a horny girl's POV! It got me thinking about J-Lo when she wore that slightly revealing, low-cut green Versace dress in the Oscars in 1999! Me and my mom used to think that she wore that dress to tease the guys! Oh, as for Anita Bryant, poor girl! (I read that epilogue about the Citrus Commission). 5's!
Fiddlegirl - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
What... you can't get a cold shower anywhere in the ocean? ;)
Andria - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Kinda resembles me! :-) j/k. Great parody, and I think Anita Bryant deserved what she got. 5s to you.
TJC - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Dandy randy 'twittle n' tittlated' stuff, TT! But Anita Bryant? Sounds more like Sighorny Weaver!
AFW - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sexy and funny...two good ingredients for a parody
Tommy Turtle - September 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M: J-lo... Ya think? :) thanks.!

Fiddlegirl: This will undoubtedly come as a great surprise to you, but (a) TT is male, and (b) versaturtle enough to write from any POV; hence (c) the parody character is one of those land-dwelling humans...... Besides, where did this notion ever start that a cold shower was the equivalent of hot .... n/m ;) thanks for v/c.

Andria: TMI! .... thanks for v/c!

TJC: LOL! ... thanks TJ!

AFW: You and I both, Brother! :) thanks A!
Headacheslayer - November 27, 2011 - Report this comment
TT you rock :) xo
Tommy Turtle - November 27, 2011 - Report this comment
@ Headacheslayer: Thanks for visiting! (and for the kind words :-D )

Still have two comments at the other place "held for moderation" -- guess they don't moderate on weekends, or at least, long holiday weekends. :-(

In the meantime, feel free (others, I charge ;) to click the blue author name in the top box, just below the parody title, which will take you to moi's catalog, where you can browse 431 more parodies on a variety of topics. xoxo
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Tommy Turtle - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
@ !!! : xD   ;-)   8=))

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