Unique conception... and artfully close to the OS! Would 3 5s be triplets or quints? Or a set of triplet quinces? Brilliant anyway you look at it!

A remarkable tale of tails

This parody was truly above the femur and way 'superior' to the cuboid! Loverly interweaving of history, hysteria n' hijinx... hystoryonicx?

Enjoyed this the best of the 3 - especially liked the Caesar verse

Fiddlegirl: Unique, but not immaculate, huh? :) ... ummm, maybe pentadecouplets (heroic or otherwise), which makes this 1.875 x the Octomom. ... Funny comment any way you look at it, and the author, like all men, finds the topic interesting, any way you look at it (inverted preferred). Thanks for your exceptional reception of the inception of my perception of this interoceptional and intussusceptional topic! stuff, I know that you know that that's called "HTML", but what I bet you didn't know is what it stands for: "How To Make Linebreaks". ... oh, don't thank me; always happy to share my knowledge! AFW: Well put! ... thanks for v/c.

Second try, and unlike most movie sequels, let's hope it comes out better than the first:

Fiddlegirl: Unique, but not immaculate, huh? :) ... ummm, maybe pentadecouplets (heroic or otherwise), which makes this 1.875 x the Octomom. ... Funny comment any way you look at it, and the author, like all men, finds the topic interesting, any way you look at it (inverted preferred). Thanks for your exceptional reception of the inception of my perception of this interoceptional and intussusceptional topic!

btw, another step of your initiation into the Sanctum Sanctorum: being "artfully close to the OS" is known as "syllable matching", and generally is awarded bonus points as being more difficult than merely being funny, punny, and clever while rhyming and pacing correctly. ... and regarding that < br > stuff, I know that you know that that's called "HTML", but what I bet you didn't know is what it stands for: "How To Make Linebreaks". ... oh, don't thank me; always happy to share my knowledge!

AFW: Well put! ... thanks for v/c.

TJC: But it was far inferior to the crest of Homer's famous tail, "The Iliac", was it not? ... And since you seem to know so much about anatomy, kindly explain why the cervical vertebrae are so far from the cervix? You'd think they'd practically be neighbors! (Don't bother, I know.) ... Lastly (thank goodness), given the etymology, why isn't it called it "hersteria"? Those goofy Greek geeks -- always confusing "hys" and "her", judging by their backdoor boudoir behavior!

Andy Primus: It was the author's fave of the three as well, which is why it was saved for last. Glad someone agreed, and thanks for your august, Imperial comment and vote!

lmao @ "don't smell below it"

Sounds like a nw version of The Discovery Channel......as done by Playboy!!! Fives for "diving" into this subject!

alvin: thanks for picking up on that OS match-line! :)

Mark Scotti: As per "Pelagic", the writer is an experienced "diver" -- and we ain't just talkin' water here! In udder words, when he dives, no mistakes -- a zero-muff-diver! ... thanks for v/c!