-> "Where's She Hide Ten-Pin? (A Course For Males Only)"
Original Song Title:
"Where Do I Begin (Theme from 'Love Story')" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Where's She Hide Ten-Pin? (A Course For Males Only)"
Where's she hide ten-pin?
To most men: maidens made in madd'ning mystery
It's not a question that, so difficult, should be
It lies beneath the "heart": a part: anatomy
Where is that "part"?
Where's it, down below?
Since Hustler™ gave a road map many years ago
With photos graphic, a direct "root", do they show
It ought to be a thing that ev'ry man should know
Well, here's a start: --
-- Tulips, apart!
A very special thing, 'neath angel's thong
For wild riding flings, above the whole
For making love. It's gently, there, you go
Know this thing, only:
Treat her all wrong
And you'll be lonely
Just reach: Promised Land
And you'll be there
How long can you last?
Can love be measured by the hours that you play?
They have a new drug: 'sposed to help you with delay 
Just like Joe Biden's speeches: lasting night and day
Come up: fresh air
Go slow, not half-fast
Think Tantric thoughts to keep erotic ones at bay
Or think, instead, it's Nan Pelosi whom you lay
A manly stud you'll be, and win her love, I say
And she'll get there!
 They just released it a few weeks ago. They weren't going to release it until next week, but they got so excited ...
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