Song Parodies -> Hyperlink
| Original Song Title: | "Yesterday" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hyperlink" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
"HTML" = "How's That Muthah Look?"
Hyperlink
'Cause too many footnotes make it stink
Neater reader "meter made", methink
No more: foot-note
Just hyperlink
Suddenly
Red Ant jumps; dumps lumps from rump on me
Blasts fell: "My Shell's"" "footnote-ocity"
Not cosset, he:
Verbosity
De-... -fi-... -nitions, lead;
We can read, while footnotes shrink
Cite ... songs; ... other work;
"Click-ly" lurk
In hyperlink!
Easily:
Shift, left bracket, "a," space, "h-r-e ---
-- f", Then: "equals, quote", "h-T-t-p..."
Paste URL:
Ctrl + V
Close ... quote ... angle right;
Paste on "Site name": name of site;
An-... -gle.... bracket left,
Front slash, "a", then bracket right!
Hyperlink
It saves time, space, and, if printed, ink
Always underline in blue, not pink
Now, you're "'N Sync"
With hyperlink
Blink and wink, a hy-per-link
'Cause too many footnotes make it stink
Neater reader "meter made", methink
No more: foot-note
Just hyperlink
Suddenly
Red Ant jumps; dumps lumps from rump on me
Blasts fell: "My Shell's"" "footnote-ocity"
Not cosset, he:
Verbosity
De-... -fi-... -nitions, lead;
We can read, while footnotes shrink
Cite ... songs; ... other work;
"Click-ly" lurk
In hyperlink!
Easily:
Shift, left bracket, "a," space, "h-r-e ---
-- f", Then: "equals, quote", "h-T-t-p..."
Paste URL:
Ctrl + V
Close ... quote ... angle right;
Paste on "Site name": name of site;
An-... -gle.... bracket left,
Front slash, "a", then bracket right!
Hyperlink
It saves time, space, and, if printed, ink
Always underline in blue, not pink
Now, you're "'N Sync"
With hyperlink
Blink and wink, a hy-per-link
© 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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5s just for correctly fitting into the song (pacing, rhyming) how to construct a link. I guess I thought incorrectly about hyperlinks being allowed in the parody field: until the last few from you the only ones I had seen were internal (i.e. AmIRight URLs) links for completed parody albums.
You are way too clever TT. :)
interesting parody here...i'm lucky just to find all the letters on the keyboard myself
555. I'm with alvin.
What Red Ant said, I thought there was a script or something like that to stop links to spam, or political sites, or porn, or stuff like that. I mean, just imagine what parodies from William Tong or that Linda Whatshername would look like if they had links to facts or what they consider to be facts supporting all their this and that in every line. Or my Star Trek parodies. Hmm... come to think about it... maybe it's time to get really nerdy! :-)
Love the way you fit hyperlink instructions to music -- what's next? How to create style sheets?
Useful. 5's
Great Instructionally aimed parody...and you're a regular gazelle with those running rhymes...top digits
Clever, 555 HTMLs.
What Agrimorfee said.
deserving of 5's
Red Ant, Agrimorfee, alvin rhodes, Dee Range, Peter K1, thanks.... Rex, I don't know how to create style sheets... still learning this stuff myself, as per bio that should post in a few days... Adagio, AFW, Stephen Harrington, John Barry, carol, thanks.
Everyone, when I first got here less than three months ago (seems like a lifetime! lol), only the "bottom comment" (or "outro") section of a submission allowed links, so that people could link to their own website, etc. There appear to have been software changes recently, allowing links in top comments ("intro") and in the parody itself. I noticed this and started using it in my submissions posted since Monday of this week. I emailed ChuckyG that I thought it was a huge improvement, for the reasons given in the above parody, and that I hoped it would not be a problem.
Can we "self-police" and commit cyber-cide on anyone who misuses this valuable new tool in the ways that Peter K1 mentioned, i. e. spam, commercial (profit-making) attempts, porn sites, etc., so that we don't lose it???
I believe that the "comments" box for others to comment on youir parody allows links inside AmIRight.com, which is cool, and not outside, to prevent spambots from using it, which is also very cool. Legitimate references by us illegitimate Righters lol can be done like this: ht**tp://www.whitehouse.gov, where the reader copies the URL, takes out the **, and pastes into browser, or like this: 3w.whitehouse.gov, where you have to pass an IQ test to paste into browser.
Kudos to the best Webmaster in the world (ChuckyG, of course), for continually evolving this site to keep getting better and better.
Everyone, when I first got here less than three months ago (seems like a lifetime! lol), only the "bottom comment" (or "outro") section of a submission allowed links, so that people could link to their own website, etc. There appear to have been software changes recently, allowing links in top comments ("intro") and in the parody itself. I noticed this and started using it in my submissions posted since Monday of this week. I emailed ChuckyG that I thought it was a huge improvement, for the reasons given in the above parody, and that I hoped it would not be a problem.
Can we "self-police" and commit cyber-cide on anyone who misuses this valuable new tool in the ways that Peter K1 mentioned, i. e. spam, commercial (profit-making) attempts, porn sites, etc., so that we don't lose it???
I believe that the "comments" box for others to comment on youir parody allows links inside AmIRight.com, which is cool, and not outside, to prevent spambots from using it, which is also very cool. Legitimate references by us illegitimate Righters lol can be done like this: ht**tp://www.whitehouse.gov, where the reader copies the URL, takes out the **, and pastes into browser, or like this: 3w.whitehouse.gov, where you have to pass an IQ test to paste into browser.
Kudos to the best Webmaster in the world (ChuckyG, of course), for continually evolving this site to keep getting better and better.
Correction: the "voter comments" allows you to quote a URL from AIR, like this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/tommyturtle.shtml, but not to create an actual HTML hyperlink.
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Larry, thanks... I keep trying to go to your URL, but it says "Page cannto be displayed"... some kind of bug, I guess. ... :) :)
Clever, 555, but what about a self-referential hyperlink? Time for Mobius to disrobe.
Chucky G put one on my name after the song name. You missed the grand announcement, "A Bio, Please". ... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobbydarin22.shtml
In addition to that bio, there is a website with pics at geocities dot calm slant tommy the dancing turtle.
A burlesque-y dancer, a pip
Named Virginia could peel in a zip
She read science fiction
And died of constriction
Attempting a Möbius strip.
(not original) ... Thanks for votes and comments.
In addition to that bio, there is a website with pics at geocities dot calm slant tommy the dancing turtle.
A burlesque-y dancer, a pip
Named Virginia could peel in a zip
She read science fiction
And died of constriction
Attempting a Möbius strip.
(not original) ... Thanks for votes and comments.
Johnny D, I forgot to put your name in my previous reply, in case you don't check back here (Why wouldn't you? Got a real life, or what?) but see the last 3 days' comments, or Google or whatever.
BTW, I just Googled your nick as I wrote that, and you came up on the first page out of 605,000 hits. How cool is that???
BTW, I just Googled your nick as I wrote that, and you came up on the first page out of 605,000 hits. How cool is that???
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