-> "Parody 200"
Original Song Title:
"Torn Between Two Lovers"
Parody Song Title:
There are times when a turtle has to say what's in his brain
Even though it's size of pea
, and full of dirt
He's written far too many words
, and he knows that it bugs you
He gets quite verbose
; puns obscurely as he can
He's been a Peeping Tom(my)
, and some teen-age girls, he's loved
and his footnotes are a mess
And does self-restraint
possess him? No
, he knows
it never will
There's just this empty place he calls his "mind", and out it sometimes spills
Parody 200, writin'
like a foolDissin' ChuckyG
and breakin' all the rules
Parody 200, Sarah Palin: droolsDouble-entendres
breakin' all the rules
Although he's sometimes nailed youHe has praised so many elseCat
calls him "King of Tributes"
-- Girl, you're rad!
And all the things he's ever said
He swears they all were jokes
Which sometimes wasn't obvious; offended lots of folks
Parody 200, feelin' so da*n coolWritin'
; must think
a schoolSnorin' 'tween two lovers
, dumber than a muleLovin'
, he's writin' with his tool
He doesn't really blame you when you looked the other way
; there was nothing nice to say
Parody 200, humor's sometimes cruel
What was fun to do: engage in witty duels
Worldy issues, blundered
; controversy, fuel
Saying good-bye, I leave you with this jewel
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