cat (kaht)
1. A small domestic feline commonly kept as a household pet, Latin name Felis domesticus or Felis catus.
2. A teenage female who, in between running, playing Scholastic Bowl, trying her hardest to maintain her straight-A average, writing for the local newspaper, listening to all sorts of music, and gawking like a zombie at her favorite pictures of Ric Ocasek (got a problem with that, you little punk?!) somehow finds the time to write song parodies on AmIRight.
Okay, enough with the smartassness. Well anyways, I first came in here in August 2005 to post a little one-off, poorly paced piece I had written, called "Where Are The Cars?" Normally I would have just left without ever thinking of this place again, but once I started sophomore year later that month I thought of writing some more, so I did, but they weren't very good ideas and were rather clunky, so they weren't very well received. I think my real turning point as a parodist came with "Gee, George Dubya Bushy," which was the first parody of mine that really got good reception and the first I entered in a SOTM contest. Since then I've been more serious (in technique, not humor!) about writing parodies, and I think I've sufficiently established myself on here by now. Admittedly, I'm not that prolific since it takes me a while to write most of my material, and it takes me a while to come up with good ideas sometimes...I've rejected a LOT of potential parodies in my day. But ah well, I've always preferred quality over quantity, and I like to think that I'm worth the wait. =)
So far, my most successful parody has probably been "You've Been Blessed," which won the Y parody competition and got a bronze medal in the February SOTM, but I definitely have aspirations for a gold someday. My parodies range on a variety of topics: my aforementioned obsession with Ric Ocasek, irrational behavior in males, cults, the flop known as Bode Miller, my breasts (or lack thereof), politics, cheating on tests, bathroom humor, Yo Mama, celebrities, hypochrondiacs, as well as several parodies about parodies, including how hard it is to write a parody of "American Pie."
Other than that...I don't know what else to say. I really love music, of pretty much all types. If I was to list all the bands I like, it would make your eyes hurt, but I will tell you that my favorite band is The Cars. Why? Because they're insanely catchy, no two songs of theirs sound alike, their lyrics are really really good, and they also just so happen to have an incredibly foxy lead singer (guess who THAT is?) I've parodied a few of their songs, but I must admit they're not very good. And if you want an idea of what other music I like, you can visit me on my other Internet infatuation, last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/CarsCat
Well, that's it. You'll probably see me somewhere around here, I have way too much time on my hands. Cat out!
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Where Are The Cars? | You Are The Girl | The Cars | 2.7 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| You're Taking Too Damn Long | You Can't Hold On Too Long | The Cars | 2.7 | 3.3 | 2.7 | 100 | |
| Emo-Slut | Mary-Christ | Sonic Youth | 3.0 | 3.2 | 2.8 | 120 | |
| Preppie | Windy | The Association | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 81 | |
| The Grade Curve | The Great Curve | Talking Heads | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| It's A Small 'Net After All | It's A Small World | Disney | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 100 | |
| What Not To Do In A Parody | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 95 | |
| Like A Newbie | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 90 | |
| Gratuitous Hype | Dangerous Type | The Cars | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| Gee, George Dubya Bushy | Gee, Officer Krupke | West Side Story Soundtrack | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 101 | |
| The 1 Guy's Stalking Me | Somebody's Watching Me | Rockwell | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 249 | |
| You've Been Blessed (An Ode to Cults) | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 133 | |
| Don't Buy CDs, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Don't Find the 'Zines, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| The Wreck Of That Dude Bode Miller | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 108 | |
| Cat's Confession | You Might Think | The Cars | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 101 | |
| (Don't Wanna D)KTOS | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| I Have A Nasty Case Of Every Virus Bug Conceivable | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 181 | |
| Flat | Bad | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Don't Ask Me Why | Don't Pass Me By | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| This Song's Overdone | Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 117 | |
| Yo Mama! | Tomorrow | Cast of 'Annie' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| A Parodist's Dilemma | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 99 | |
| 50 Ways To Cheat At Testing | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 133 | |
| Too Lazy To Be Unique So Twenty-Five I'm Posting | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 90 | |
| The Infomercial Song | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 125 | |
| Trudgin' Through The Park | Runnin' Down A Dream | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 83 | |
| Newbie Parodist | Gangsta's Paradise | Coolio | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 254 | |
| Things That Provoke My Ire | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 183 | |
| Guhlee Mahn | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 101 | |
| Can't Fill This Order | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Arwen | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Could This Be An Omen? | Hanging By A Moment | Lifehouse | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 114 | |
| Queen Of Prom | King Of Pain | The Police | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 106 | |
| Fillings | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 320 | |
| The FOX Pollution On My Screen | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 4.0 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 81 | |
| The Lake | The Way | Fastball | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| You'd Better Go Hide Your Gut | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 108 | |
| I Flew To Siberia? Dang! | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Loch of Ness | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 91 | |
| Watching Disney | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 111 | |
| More Relations? No! | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 152 | |
| Blight of Scars | Life on Mars? | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| They Delayed My Flight | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Tangled Wires | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| King Of Pop | At The Hop | Danny and the Juniors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Test Is Full Of X's | Yellow Rose Of Texas | Mitch Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Kissed A Toad...Ack! | Hit The Road Jack | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 |
