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Song Parodies -> "Arwen"

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The Kinks

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The Lyrics

My entry for the Tribute Competition. I hope Her Majesty the Queen enjoys this! =D
It happened at a castle in Rivendell
And I walked along
By the light of a gleaming star, when
S-T-A-R star, when

A blonde, charming elf tripped up right to my side
And I knew right then
That it would have to be Princess Arwen!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen, our very own Arwen!

Now she says that she "Can't Find Me A Guy,"
But all her sneaky suitors she will throw sky-high
Yay for Arwen! Go get 'em, girl, Arwen!

Now she's so sweet, but she knows what she likes
Since she swoons over Diesel but still goes for Mike
Oh, that Arwen! So boy-crazy, Arwen!
We all love our Arwen...

Well, we shared girl talk, I made a pal
Of this Wyoming buff'lo gal
And though she stumbled on her rocking chair
I laughed to her "I Saw His Body Hair!"

Now she's not the world's most serious girl
But when she winks at a guy, well their hearts all start to twirl
Arwen! She does love to charm men! (Though times she might harm them...)
Arwen! No, that's SUPER Arwen! Our amazing Arwen!

For Orlando Bloom
The young Potter boy
She has endless joy
Which she shows in her squeals

And when I disturbed her reverie
She wasn't mad, and a moment we had
Just to giggle over "I Am Undead"
Cause she's Arwen, we all love our Arwen
Reading the work of this witty girl
Makes me crack up, double up (but NOT hurl!)
Cause she's Arwen, Ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen!

She joined in the year before '04
And I'll grin forever and I'll come back for more
And even if she finds the perfect man
She'll never lose me as a great big fan!

Now I'm not the world's most prolific chick
But when I read some spoofs, I know who I will pick
And that is Arwen!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen, ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen!

She does love her star-men!
"Divine Goddess?" Amen!

More gorgeous than Tar-zen!
Step in her love garden...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

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Arwen - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh Cat, I'm just tickled! So many fun references that remind me of how clever I've been over the years...; )

Seriously, though...this is wonderfully written, and I'm very honored that you wrote such a gem for me. Love the OS, too!!

And, on a lesser note, why hasn't anyone else stopped by this yet? Um...I'm a little more than disappointed that nobody is coming over to praise Cat for praising me! ; )
Rick C - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, Cat! I praise you for praising Arwen. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
more gorgeous than tarzan, eh ?.....5s
Poopie L. - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I give this 70's song a 5,5,5 vote too!
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Here I is! 555, creative use of "lola" here.
AFW - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I, are one, who thinks this is an excellent and humerous tribute
Spoof-Man - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Ooooooo!!! That's good!!
Matthias - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet another Arwen tribute, these only get better as they go
Stuart McArthur - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
fantastic tribute, Cat, to our unique and unerringly witty funnygirl (although occasionally tardy) - and this was the perfect OS to choose (loved "buff'lo girl" and "harm them") - 555
TJC - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great the OS choice... and it makes me wish, perhaps, that I were that "young Potter boy"
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Tell me something I don't know! A parody fit for a king... queen, princess... how about countess? Contessa? Oh, she's got 'em all!
Red Ant - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, I never would have thought to use this OS for Arwen's tribute, but great job Cat. I especially liked "(Though times she might harm them...)", LOL.
Ashkicksass - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job Cat!
Jeff Reuben - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, it's good to know Arwen is one up on Tarzan =)
bobpiecheese - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Every parodist needs one die-hard fan...and Arwen's fan fits the bill! Well done Cat!
Arwen - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
TRIBUTE...even though I'm not allowed to vote for this, I had to come by again and say how wonderful it is...thanks again, Cat!
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Just saw this one...Well, I got a LOTR laughs outta it...nice job...a lot more entertaining than all those Sillogy parodies...j/k...5's ~ ~ ~
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Once is good, twice is nice!
Matthias - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great to revisit Cat and Arwen again. Nice bit of rhyming.
Max Power - August 26, 2007 - Report this comment
stuart mcarthur - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) loved re-reading that Cat - extremely well written and funny - 555
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I enjoyed it before, and I'm enjoying it again!
Red Ant - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Great revisiting this one, Cat. I was going to pick out the same line I did last time.
Below Average Dave - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Well written, and charming. . .I have not been in competition with Arwen, so I have not really had conversation with her other than passing when one of us read the other's parody. . .but that said, you guys all have nice things to say about her so she must be cool.
Jack Wilson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Jeff Reuben - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, a nice tribute...good to see again!
Mikey Squirrel - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Very good work, Cat. And one very powerful ego trip for Arwen, I'm sure.

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