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It happened at a castle in Rivendell
And I walked along
By the light of a gleaming star, when
S-T-A-R star, when
A blonde, charming elf tripped up right to my side
And I knew right then
That it would have to be Princess Arwen!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen, our very own Arwen!
Now she says that she "Can't Find Me A Guy,"
But all her sneaky suitors she will throw sky-high
Yay for Arwen! Go get 'em, girl, Arwen!
Now she's so sweet, but she knows what she likes
Since she swoons over Diesel but still goes for Mike
Oh, that Arwen! So boy-crazy, Arwen!
We all love our Arwen...
Well, we shared girl talk, I made a pal
Of this Wyoming buff'lo gal
And though she stumbled on her rocking chair
I laughed to her "I Saw His Body Hair!"
Now she's not the world's most serious girl
But when she winks at a guy, well their hearts all start to twirl
Arwen! She does love to charm men! (Though times she might harm them...)
Arwen! No, that's SUPER Arwen! Our amazing Arwen!
For Orlando Bloom
The young Potter boy
She has endless joy
Which she shows in her squeals
And when I disturbed her reverie
She wasn't mad, and a moment we had
Just to giggle over "I Am Undead"
Cause she's Arwen, we all love our Arwen
Reading the work of this witty girl
Makes me crack up, double up (but NOT hurl!)
Cause she's Arwen, Ah-ah-ah-ah-Arwen!
She joined in the year before '04
And I'll grin forever and I'll come back for more
And even if she finds the perfect man
She'll never lose me as a great big fan!
Now I'm not the world's most prolific chick
But when I read some spoofs, I know who I will pick
And that is Arwen!
She does love her star-men!
"Divine Goddess?" Amen!
More gorgeous than Tar-zen!
Step in her love garden...
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