Song Parodies -> Tangled Wires

Original Song Title:	"Ring Of Fire"
Original Performer:	Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:	"Tangled Wires"
Parody Written by:	Cat

Yet another reason to conserve energy!

Plugs...will befuddle me
When I re-pair my TV
Help I’ll soon require...
Now I’m caught in this pile of wires!

I’m ensnared in this tangled mass of wires!
The AC must work...so I don’t perspire!
As I twist and turn, I might expire
Because of wires!

Call the doc, since it’s looking pretty dire!
Tried to fix the grill--who knew it had fire?
It is clear to see I’ll soon retire
From handling wires!

True, I’m no handyman
Got trapped inside that fan!
If I just remove a screw
Blackouts will surely ensue...

This arrangement’s provoking lots of ire!
Since I’m caught in knots, all my bills climb higher!
I will spurn, spurn, spurn this net of wires...
These freakish wires!

My tech skills sure won’t put me up for hire!
All these big black cords make for strange attire!
Batteries sound good...I don’t admire
This use of wires!

I’ll no longer be a frequent buyer
Of things with wires!
Oh, curse these wires!
Confound these wires!

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Matthias - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

The country version of my "Are You Naive 'Round Gadgets"... I love it!

Dylan Baranski - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Wow. I must say, this is a shocking parody.

Agrimorfee - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) That's wire getting 555. (nyuk, nyuk)

Kristof Robertson - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

You and I are SO alike, Cat! This was excellent, and incredibly close to home. 555

Dee Range - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice parody, and I'm sending the 10 year-old that I use to hook my stuff up over to your place.555

Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Ah, Johnny Cash!!!! And tangles wires are also a problem for computers and VHS/DVD players!

Below Average Dave - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

A Cat tangled in wires. . .hmmm. . .somehow. . .That makes sense, my cat (when I lived in St. Louis) always got tangled in wires, so makes sense to me.

Wolverine - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) Yeah BAD, I liked that Cat wrote about tangled wires too. I thought it got better as it went along, to the point I had to LOL at "My tech skills sure won’t put me up for hire!"

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Song Parodies -> Tangled Wires

"Ring Of Fire"

Johnny Cash

"Tangled Wires"

Cat

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