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Song Parodies -> "The 1 Guy's Stalking Me"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody's Watching Me"

Original Performer:

Rockwell

Parody Song Title:

"The 1 Guy's Stalking Me"

Parody Written by:

Cat

The Lyrics

Hey, Mr. 1 Guy...I don't know if you're hot in real life, but in any case, I'M NOT INTERESTED. Now just leave me alone.
He's stalking...
Oh man, he's stalking...
He's stalking me!

I'm just an average girl with a witty mind
I give good spoofs comments, and I attempt to be kind
All I want's what I do to others, to come back to me
Then how come my ratings
And my comments disagree? so...

I really think that the 1 Guy's stalking me...
Good ratings elude me, oh no-o
Is there a reason that he is stalking me...
Perhaps a sick fantasy?

Yes, I can understand
That others see this man
But of many writers, he seems to hate me the most
And every time it appears good for me, he must make sure I'm toast!
He adores 1-ing me without a reason or rhyme
Though he never leaves a comment, that wastes his precious time
You may say it's normal, that I'm just a freak
But when you guys all leave, in the back door he will sneak
And yeah...

There's no denying...the 1 Guy's stalking me!
Of him I can't be free, oh no-o
Why can't he stalk the dude who sounds like he's 3?
Got a grudge against me...

Who's stalking me?
I can't venture a guess...
Are the Monkeys stalking me?
Who's stalking...
Are creepy perverts stalking me?
Must know who's stalking...
And it's driving me crazy now, who could it be
Tell me who's stalking me now
Who?
ChuckyG?!

Hey Mr. 1 Guy...would you stop stalking me?
I really try to flee (but I can't)
What did I do to make you start stalking me?
In real life, do you know me?

I really think that the 1 Guy's stalking me...
Good ratings elude me, oh no-o
Is there a reason that he is stalking me...
Perhaps a sick fantasy?

There's no denying...the 1 Guy's stalking me!
Of him I can't be free, oh no-o
Why can't he stalk the dude who sounds like he's 3?
Got a grudge against me...

I really think that the 1 Guy's stalking me...
Good ratings elude me, oh no-o
Is there a reason that he is stalking me...
Perhaps a sick fantasy?

There's no denying...the 1 Guy's stalking me!
Of him I can't be free, oh no-o
Why can't he stalk the dude who sounds like he's 3?
Got a grudge against me...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2
 2
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   2
 0
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 4   2
 1
 1
 
 5   7
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carol - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
rrrow! well said. 555
1 guy - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I love you. Can't you see that? I love you and your parody. Can't you see that see that see that?
Ones Sucks - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr/Ms Ones is a lurking retard. Rock on Cat! 5-5-5.
S.T.G. - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Right to the point, Cat. Good un'
Red Ant - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(numbers/symbols) Pacing is a bit off but well-written and relateable. Good choice of OS, even if Jacko is singing in it.
Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS.... But it is a good read, and trust me dear Cat... You're not the only one that the 1's Guy is stalking, look at poor Branglina....
Cat - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. And Red Ant...this was one of those parodies where I just read the lyric sheet and counted syllables, as opposed to actually listening to the song. I try to avoid that at all costs now.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/Symbols) - It's credited to Rockwell, Wacko Jacko sings it and the Google Ad on the right gives it to G-Unit!!! If I wasn't paranoid already...

BTW: There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:

www.radiofreedom.net/page6.html
Cat - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, Rockwell does appear on the track, even though Jacko sings the chorus. Rockwell does this weird spoken-word thing for the verses. And Matthias, surely you've watched VH1's I Love The 80s or One Hit Wonders? They've featured my OS on there before.
Johnny D - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) You tell 'em, Tiger!
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) usually 111-parodies don't get any 111s (in a consistently pathetic attempt to avoid being predictable, I've theoried) but this did, so that makes it worthy of 5s for a start - I actually think the ones-guys are newbies, who haven't yet realised how lame and irrelevant the attack really is - as I always say, it's like being slapped from behind by PeeWee Herman with a damp lettuce - 555
Ones guy's cousin - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the reason the ones guy stalks you is because you aren't very nice to people and you tend to come off as being arrogant. If you're going to be that arrogant, you need to back it up, and you my dear, don't back it up. Sorry, but the truth hurts.
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Triple one voitng needs to stop. I'm okay with voitng 1's for how funny and overall (that is, if I don't like a parody)...but everyone should have some courtesy to respect the pacing. Voting 1 for pacing on a perfectly paced parody is just plain stupid and ignorant. People like that obviously have no brains whatsoever.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat: Yes, the Monkeys are stalking you. Please be flattered.

Ones guy's cousin: Please cite some examples of Cat's arrogance. I mean, you wouldn't have left such a mean-spirited comment without some major evidence to back it up with, right? Please share.

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