-> "Newbie Parodist"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
as i scroll thru dis website and da humor i see
i start 2 think 2 miself, n 1der y dat can't b me?
i may not handle my grammar dat gud
but i think i can take on dese guys, knock on wud
and im seein wut dey rite, now wut are dey thinkin?
dey all rant about da prez (and it ain't abe lincoln)
da fancy words dey r usin, it is confusin
do me n my chatspeek have a lot 2 lose?
da thing dat i will rite, now wut will it b?
ya no childish bathroom humor's my specialty, d00d
constipation jokes r always funny, no wut i mean?
and da song? ms lavigne, dat kewl grrl in da punk scene
dont always get da gist, cuz im just a n00bie parodist
gud grammar i will twist, b cuz im a n00bie parodist
on poop jokes i insist, dat's da way of n00bie parodists
da FAQ i missed, who cares? im a n00bie parodist
now dis spoof i m writin, it will enlighten
all da snobs who think dat im just sum kid w/no beat
(altho syllables arent reel big 4 me)
here n there a line i leeve out, no 1 sees dese things
im a socializin kid w/myspace on my screen
but 2 send up sum songs, well dat's my biggest dream
weird al is my hero, his songs r killer
but when i finish dis, dose spoofs will look like filler, ha!
my submission's only 2 lines away
its riters block–oh no! oh no! wut will i say?
a dirty word here, and boost da grossness a lil' mo
now my work is finished, c'mon, let's go!
4 my pen name, wut shall i b called?
how bout "GreenDaySkaterBasketball?"
my hed is full of mist, a confoozing n00bie parodist
of junk my speech consists, cuz im just a n00bie parodist
(im) a 1337* enthusiast, lyk all otha n00bie parodists
my childishness persists, b cuz im a n00bie parodist
go n click da button, wait a few more hours
seein my name up dere, me it will empower!
tho i m a n00bie, no i dont need 2 worry
dey go ez on da new kids, it seems lyk dats 4 sure-y!
oh no! i got da 1s, and da people dey all diss me
"y r u doin dis song? its ancient his'try!"
but im not beat, or down n out
cuz in da box, im gonna start to argue, rant n shout, ha!
conventions i resist, just a silly n00bie parodist
snobs make me clench my fist, b cuz im a n00bie parodist
a dork who's ne'er been kissed, just a sad-sack n00bie parodist
they think i dont exist..."he 4 real, dat n00bie parodist?"
oh man, y was dis spoof such a bomb?
hope i have more luck w/"Stacy's Mom"...
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