Song Parodies -> Preppie
| Original Song Title: | "Windy" |
| Original Performer: | The Association |
| Parody Song Title: | "Preppie" |
| Parody Written by: | Cat |
Ah, preppies. Every school's got 'em...don't you hate 'em? This song is dedicated to our Abercrombie-clad friends everywhere.(Author's Note: I got the idea for this and wrote it in my head in 2nd period art class, but I had to wait 12 hours to actually type it. Thank goodness my memory didn't fail me!)
Who sashays down the garbage-strewn hallways
Sneering at all the misfits she sees?
Who throws a fit if handbag, shoes don't match?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
Who's spreading lies 'bout who went out with who
Just to give herself mountains of glee?
Who never fails to pop her shirt collar?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
And Preppie loves to hate geeks
Goths, losers and "all those freaks!"
Their secrets she often leaks
Throughout the school
(Throughout the schooooool...)
Who pays hundreds for already-ripped jeans
A walking billboard for Abercrombie?
Who shows more skin than Jennifer Lopez?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
And Preppie has big fat breasts
Yes, bigger than all the rest
Jocks will ogle her large chest
All of the time
(All of the tiiiiiiime...)
Who's had more boys than your average harlot?
Last time I checked, it was fifty-three
Who's the object of worldwide revulsion?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
Everyone hates the preppie!
Sneering at all the misfits she sees?
Who throws a fit if handbag, shoes don't match?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
Who's spreading lies 'bout who went out with who
Just to give herself mountains of glee?
Who never fails to pop her shirt collar?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
And Preppie loves to hate geeks
Goths, losers and "all those freaks!"
Their secrets she often leaks
Throughout the school
(Throughout the schooooool...)
Who pays hundreds for already-ripped jeans
A walking billboard for Abercrombie?
Who shows more skin than Jennifer Lopez?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
And Preppie has big fat breasts
Yes, bigger than all the rest
Jocks will ogle her large chest
All of the time
(All of the tiiiiiiime...)
Who's had more boys than your average harlot?
Last time I checked, it was fifty-three
Who's the object of worldwide revulsion?
Everyone knows it's Preppie.
Everyone hates the preppie!
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Yeah! Preppies suck! You go girl!
(ABC3-P) You made this from downloaded lyrics alone, AmiRight? Regardless, great subs, including "Jennifer Lopez" for "capture a moment" and "ripped jeans" for "city". BTW, "preppie" doesn't deserve to be in caps. Good work here Cat.
Been there, done that... I wish, I was a geek in High School
(ABC3P) I'm glad I don't have a preppie at my school - though a couple of the girls are pretty close to it. Well done, Cat.
(ABC) This parody was well written, being an ex-preppie though I guess I didn't find it all that hilarious. . .but I can see humor in it still:) Good parody as usual cat, but it's no "Fillings " :)
(ABC3) It's funny that MY classmates didn't consider themselves preppies, but probably *were*, based on your parody's description (we had nerds, goths, slackers, burnouts etc.)!
(ABC3) great idea Cat, and even greater memory to recall all of those lyrics an hour or so down the track, with that pesky education stuff coming at you from all directions in the meantime - this should be on the soundtrack of Mean Girls - catty, Catty and catchy stuff - 555
i didn't know what a preppie was - i do now ! nice work 555
When I went to high school, the preppies were the ones who wore Izod shirts. Uh, wait, now they're Lacoste....GRRRRRR!!!!----MM
(ABC) I went to a prep school ... one of them New England all-boy prep schools -- so a song about girl preps (even prima donnas!) gets a 555 from moi !
(ABC3P) Geez, Cat...don't hold back now, will ya? ;-) Fabulous stuff, but remind me NEVER to get on your bad side. 555+
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