Got a little red zit on my face today
Ew, I cannot go out in this way!
I still need to put on ten pounds of cream
So my face is rid of its oily gleam

I have spent fifty dollars on this new lip balm
If I don't have a limo, then I won't be calm
Though this teeny gauze dress won't be approved by Mom
Like, I'm popular—I must be the queen of prom!

Matt from chemistry asked if he'd be my date (But, uh no, he's gross)
Y'know, anyone but jocks I hate (Ooh, HE can get close!)
Though this dude can't read, like, he's really hot (Though he tends to drool)
Better him than one whose teeth do rot (Mouth ain't minty cool)

Now ol' Butch, get your wallet, you must shell out bucks
To get yourself all dressed up in a fancy tux
You may say you look dumber than a bright red duck
But if the picture clashes, we'll be out of luck!

Got elected to court, duuh, of course I would! ('Cuz I'm so darn chic)
But the other ones, well, they don't look quite as good (In fact, they all reek)
There is Alice, she's the school's major slut (Wears no underwear)
And this freaky goth girl with a weird haircut (How'd SHE get up there?!)

If these other two chicks deprive me of my crown
They will make me appear like just a brainless clown
And I spent lots of money on this sexy gown,
So I surely will earn some kind of teen renown?!

Now the big day's arrived....eek, do I look fat?
And which hairstyle doesn't look like I am a rat?
And Butch better learn quick how to slowly dance
But tonight my goal isn't just about romance...

Queen of prom!

So we're all on stage, waiting for the name (Of that lucky girl)
And she will go on to her yearbook fame (As streamers unfurl)
But a WRITE-IN vote turns out to win the crown...
It's that gay drag queen, Priscilla Brown!

So I lost to a GUY! Oh, I could lose my lunch...
And Butch now is with Alice drinking spiked-up punch
But Matt asks me to dance, and I guess it's a balm,
In his mind, I will always be the Queen of Prom!

Queen of Prom!
Queen of Prom!
Queen of Prom!
(A dude just won) Queen of Prom!
(Nerds think I'll be) Queen of Prom!
(Yet still I'm not) Queen of Prom!