It's year "03 in the Golden State
The voters show their discontent
And they think that they might need a change
"The guv needs a more muscular bent!"

So along comes an Austrian movie star
His accent, it's thick and it's loud
But with Coleman and Flynt
Wanting to try the stint
He seems like the best of the crowd!

Ah-nold, Ah-noldy-ah...
Ah-nold, noldy-Ah, Ah-Ah-nold

"Listen, Herr Gray, you're a guhlee mahn!"
This candidate declares,
"Vimp, you look like you're down vith a malady,
Vile I could be wrest-a-ling bears!"

Few months, sure enough, it's a big landslide
He shows that he's buff and tanned
But he's quick with a grope, and the public can't cope
"Cause he could crush a girl with one hand!

But while the paparazzi are grilling him
His eyes dart to a babe in the mass
Though they ask him "bout issues, his real thoughts are
Just "I vood like to tap dat a*s!"

Ah-nold, Ah-noldy-ah...
Ah-nold, noldy-Ah, Ah-Ah-nold

Now Arnie won't stop at just governor
His dreams are much bigger, he says
And although it's illegal, he wants to be regal
And become our king...I mean prez!

And he shows off his way-far-right politics
As the congressmen try to amend
And the people know it's cause for panicking
But his speech they still can't comprehend!

"You disagree? You're a guhlee mahn!"
Arnie shouts to the stars,
"Vat's so wrong vith your prez being foreign, eh?
Current one seems like he's from Mars!"

Oh he may be a big multi-millionaire
With some huge fancy cars and a yacht
But it's due to his fame that the guv he became
(And not him, but his famous robot!)

And his movies bomb in the ticket line
While the bills he signs stir up a storm
And he tries to evade the reporters' parade
But in Cali, that seems like the norm!

Ah-nold, Ah-noldy-ah...
Ah-nold, noldy-Ah, Ah-Ah-nold

Yet he still disses his "guhlee mahn,"
Arnie's scapegoat of choice,
But we all know that this cliche of cliches
Sounds even more dumb with that voice!