-> "Could This Be An Omen?"
Original Song Title:
"Hanging By A Moment" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Could This Be An Omen?"
Walking through ladders
My fingers crossed
Salt truck wrecked in front of me
I grabbed some and tossed
But now, will all my hopes turn into muck?
Never have been the fortunate duck
I really am convinced now that I'm....uh, screwed,
Oh, could this be an omen of my luck?
I went to work next morning
My boss had fired me
Replaced me with a monkey
(Think I caught some fleas...)
Now a black cat is stepping 'cross my path
This foretells my future? Do the math!
Ouch! Hey lady, I don't deserve your wrath,
I just told you that you have a nice ath!
When I opened umbrellas in the house
I found I'm harboring a two-ton mouse
And with his pee, the carpet he will douse
This streak of luck makes me feel like a louse!
Whatever can I use
To reverse my poor fate?
(Since now my garbage man
Went off with my date...)
Don't go dear, he smeeee-eeee-eeellls!
Rings my alarm beeee-eeee-eeellls!
Need some magic spells...
Went to a gypsy
Said "I've the blues!"
So then she tried to cure me
With her "Magic Stew"...
But when I had a sip of her home cure
At first I wasn't completely sure
That the potion was FDA secure
Who cares, I hope that no bad luck endures!
Now colorful dragons float past my face
I'm now in a halluc'nogenic place
And although for a bad trip I must brace
I'd rather be here than the old rat race!
Could have been an omen...
I'm caught in this moment...
Makes my mind be open...
Better off high than unlucky, fool!
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