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Song Parodies -> "Gee, George Dubya Bushy"

Original Song Title:

"Gee, Officer Krupke"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Gee, George Dubya Bushy"

Parody Written by:

Cat

The Lyrics

This idea came to me where many ideas do...in the shower. It took me a while to write, but now I've finally finished it. I wish more people would spoof this song, it's a really fun OS! I noticed there was one other political version of this, but this one has Democrats confronting Bush: Howard Dean, Cindy Sheehan, John Kerry, and Minority Whip Dick Durbin...if you're wondering why I put him in, it's because I live in Illinois and his actions are big news around here. And if I ever seem to poke fun at the left wing, it's just to make Dubya appear stupider, this really is an anti-Bush piece.Oh, and my original ending for this parody was a bit more graphic, it had a double entendre involving our President's last name...but I didn't want it banned, so I changed it. I must admit I preferred the old one, though.
Bush (spoken): Y'all see them Democrats out there? They think I'm just a big ol' dummy. So that's what I give'em! Somethin' to believe in.

Howard Dean: (spoken) Yaaaaagh!

Bush: (spoken) You talkin' to me, Mr. Dean?

Howard Dean: (spoken) Yeah! I got a score to settle with you, you fascist!

Bush:
Deeeear Mr. Howard Deany,
Please, you don't have to SHOUT,
You're really such a meanie
For chewing all us out!
You called us white and Christian,
Saying that was your vice!
Deany, you can't
Forget Condi Rice!

Dean:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
Your kind know it well,
If you want to get your point across,
You might have to yell!
Your administration
Calls us small and weak,
So I must project when I speak!

Bush's Republican Cronies:
You're a freak!
You're a freak! You're a freak!
You're a freak, freak, freak!
You're a crazy, uncontrolled big freak!

Bush: (spoken) Yeah, yeah, sure.

Dean: (spoken) And the Democrats in the Senate are angry too!

Bush: (spoken) Oh come on! What's the worst they can do?

Bush:
Deeeear Minority Durbin,
I'd like to make it clear,
I find it most disturbin'
That you're still even here!
When you're talkin' bout Nazis,
Don't compare them to us!
Really, it just
Kicks up quite a fuss!

Durbin:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
I had to get tough,
Cause torturing Iraqis
Isn't everyday stuff!
But when I talked Lincoln,
It got misconstrued...
Now I've got problems with the Jews!

Bush's Republican Cronies:
With the Jews!
With the Jews! With the Jews!
With the Jews, Jews, Jews!
Oy vey, you've got problems with the Jews!

Bush: (spoken) Huh, you'd think them Jews would like you lib'ral types!

Durbin: (spoken) Well, George, your real problem is that you don't connect with the people!

Bush: (spoken) Well, bring em to me!

Bush:
Deeeear Mrs. Cindy Sheehan,
You put me in a rut,
I don't want to be me-han,
But you're really a nut!
You came right down to Crawford
Just cause you wanted peace!
You almost made
Me cry out, "For Lease!"

Cindy:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
You know this is true,
If Jen & Barb got blown up
Then you'd be upset too!
You have to admit this,
Don't take it in stride...
You don't know anyone who died!

Bush's Republican Cronies:
Your kid died!
Your kid died! Your kid died!
Your kid died, died, died!
Your kid nobly, honorably died!

Cindy: (spoken) There's still one more person who you have to talk to, George!

Bush: (spoken) Hmmm, who could it...oh no, not YOU again!

Bush:
Deeeear Mr. Johnny Kerry,
How'd you get in the door?
It's really sort of scary
That you survived 04!
And every time I screw up,
You're so quick to retort!
Jesus, no one
Enjoys a poor sport!

Kerry:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
Yes, you like to flout,
But I'm still in the Senate
So I'm not down and out!
Your latest endeavors
Have great human cost,
I must report them!

Bush:
But you lost!

Bush's Republican Cronies:
Yes, he lost!
Yes, he lost! Yes, he lost!
Yes, he lost, lost, lost!
Yes he completely, totally lost!

Cindy:
Our young GI's he's killing!
Durbin:
He's stifling women's rights!
Kerry:
Expensive oil he's shilling!
Dean:
It gives us sleepless nights!
Durbin:
Supreme Court's in a muddle!
Kerry:
Our standards he has breached!
All:
BUSHY, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE IMPEACHED!

Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
We have to concur,
That no one wants a president that says "nukeyaler!"
Your ratings are slipping,
Your good days are past...
Let's get him, Democrats!
Kick Ass!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Total Votes: 23

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Johnny D - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow --- all politics aside, that's quite a parody, technically speaking! Impressive job there, Cat!
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
this is an absolute scream...bravo !
Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Here you are free and you have rights!" "Long as you stay on your own side!" The more things change...
carol - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
meow! my political parodies were ok this is superb!! 555
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done.
Cat - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Alvin, Michael, Carol, and Robert! Your comments made my day, especially since I just finished the last of my finals!
Agrimorfee - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I forgive the shaky pacing for all of the clever lines here. Political parody writers around here could learn a thing or two...no, 5!-- from you.
Spanky - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't agree with your politics at all, but this is quite funny otherwise
Red Ant - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What Johnny D and Agrimorfee said.
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Marvellous :-D
Gee... George Dubya Bushie, please do read this song
Get Condi, Karl and Donnie - they can all sing along
Cat - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Additional thanks to Agrimorfee, Spanky, Red Ant and Phil. =)
Kat - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate Bush just as much as you do (by the way my name is original, I'm not copying you, i've been on the site for a while)
Cat - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not accusing you of anything. Besides, there's a big difference between a C and a K.
Kat - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm just saying, some people i know would accuse me of copyright violation or some such nonsense.
Chris Wolvie - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the politico humor...love the song (my fave from "West Side Story")...but this one didn't have a pizazz of others. Still funny, though. 5/5 for pacing and overall...but 4/5 for funny. Sorry...
Vincent Miskell - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job--all 5s!
Ravyn Rant - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Better than my "Officer Krupke" parody. Loved the Cindy Sheehan bit. 555
Adagio - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing somewhat off, good parody.
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Max Power - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Politics aside, that was funny.
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm not a fan of parodies that diss Bush, since I'm Aussie so I don't know what the problem is anyway. That out of the way, good parody.
Red Ant - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, and I would have like to have seen the original ending idea you came up with. I wonder, did it involve slamming Bush even harder? ;-)
Cat - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, my original ending was "Your ratings are slipping/We don't need a push/Hey! Mr. George Walker, eat Bush!" I was worried that it would be too explicit for AmIRight, as well as a bit too offensive for some people (which would mean more 1's =/) so I changed it to the current ending. It's supposed to be a bit of a pun, since the Democratic mascot is well, an ass. (or donkey)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Using the first line of the intro to get us to imagine you in the shower was a trick as dirty and political as they come. And it worked too. What was this parody about again? ;-)
Confission - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
poor bush. good parody
Confission - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Cat - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm 15, you sicko! =P Get your mind out of the gutter, pervy Peter...
Dominic L. - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Two things preventing me from voting. One, I DKTOS, and two, I know nothing about politics. : / Sorry!
Matthias - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Bush Bashing is always number five in my book!!!
wannabemustangjockey - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - good parody of a song I don't know, about a subject I don't like, dealing with people I despise. I usually try to stay out of DNC/GOP politics in songs. (It gets messy.)
Johnny D - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A lot of funny stuff in here. 555's
Paul Robinson - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat, missed this back when you put it up in January...I was up to my...well, up to my whatever in Tax Returns...it happens that January 13th was when Electronic Filing Season for Indivdual Form 1040 Federal Tax Returns started this year...and the section I work in early is the Season pretty much specializes in processing those...anyway, you did another great job with another difficult OS piece to deal with. Of course, I don't always look at or vote on Show Tune/Soundtrack stuff...I really don't know why...I know SOME of them...heck, I even LIKE some of them as I recall...5's here...OH...that thing about the shower...it happens that I get a HUGE amount of my parody ideas in the shower...then I have to try and REMEMBER my great ideas...sometimes I have SEVERAL...so I end up with a lot of water-logged scribbling scattered about in front of my keyboard when I get home from work later on....Now, I guess I need to just clarify a crucial point for all you pervs out there...that's in my OWN shower...I'm just mentioning it because, well, Great Minds often have similarities....for the record, I make it a practice to stay away from and out of shower's occupied by 15-year old girls...
-*Ginny*- - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, I loved this. Bush!Bashing! WH00T WH00T!! I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but I can't stand the guy. He pisses me off. ALLLLL FIVES!! (By the way, are you Ccat on fanfiction? ...thought I'd ask. XD) XxGinnyxX

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