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Song Parodies -> "I Flew To Siberia? Dang!"

Original Song Title:

"Mysterious Ways"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I Flew To Siberia? Dang!"

Parody Written by:

Cat

The Lyrics

It turns out those cheap overseas rates ARE too good to be true...
On my trip to France
In a little jet plane
I soon re-al-ized
The pilot's insane

He sloshed whiskey in his mouth
Turbulence ensued
A quick window peek showed
One very startling view...eek!

Where's Paris? The ground is white!
I saw a walrus, gives me fright!

Lots of ice--it ain't nice living!
I flew to Siberia? Dang!
Polar bears make me scared, spare me!
It sucks in Siberia, man!

Russians dressed in furs
Took one look and then cried
Thought I was somewhat divine
"You're from the sky!"

They force-fed me moose
But I can't deduce
Why I am their goddess now
So I'd better vamoose!

It's snow joke, yeah!

Now I'm lost, I've got frostbite
Oh, why'd I ever board that fliiiiight?

Legs went numb, I'm a dumb weakling!
Can't move in Siberia, aaaack!
Dropped my map, now I'm trapped, oh man!
One can't, in Siberia, hang!*
Frosty ears, nothing can cheer me!
Not e-ven the Northern Lights!

Now I'm waiting for death
By predators
Or just the cold
Man does this suck
Bad way to die
Why'd I have to go like this?
Face has no feeling!

No more blues, rescue crews found me!
I'm gone from Siberia, yeah!
But the space of help's place? Desert!
It's worse than Siberia, dang!
Snow to sand, now I'm strand-ed here...

(various garbled voices as the desert winds swirl around)

The last time I book cheap flights!
*hang loose. Or hang out, if you prefer.

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Matthias - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
One very "COOL" parody
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Where the hell are the votes/comments on this? One of U2s best songs, this is a fine parody of it.
tomario - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
top drawer stuff cat. 555
Agrimorfee - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
[AGES] Do polar bears and walruses hang in Siberia? Aaack!
Michael McVey - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Guess her fur wasn't warm enough (lol). You see, Cat, your pilot thought you were a criminal so he flew you to the salt mines. But rest assured, it's still summer here in Lima and every day is sunny and in the low to mid 80s.---MM
bobpiecheese - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Best. U2. Parody. EVER!
Below Average Dave - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Well, the topic was a tough one. . .It's not bad but deffinitely not my favorite by you--but then I can only have so many favorites by any particular artist. I think the idea was well done, but following it to the original was a little challenging. . .
Jack Wilson - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Loved it! This was awesome.

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