-> "I Flew To Siberia? Dang!"
Original Song Title:
"Mysterious Ways"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Flew To Siberia? Dang!"
The Lyrics
On my trip to France
In a little jet plane
I soon re-al-ized
The pilot's insane
He sloshed whiskey in his mouth
Turbulence ensued
A quick window peek showed
One very startling view...eek!
Where's Paris? The ground is white!
I saw a walrus, gives me fright!
Lots of ice--it ain't nice living!
I flew to Siberia? Dang!
Polar bears make me scared, spare me!
It sucks in Siberia, man!
Russians dressed in furs
Took one look and then cried
Thought I was somewhat divine
"You're from the sky!"
They force-fed me moose
But I can't deduce
Why I am their goddess now
So I'd better vamoose!
It's snow joke, yeah!
Now I'm lost, I've got frostbite
Oh, why'd I ever board that fliiiiight?
Legs went numb, I'm a dumb weakling!
Can't move in Siberia, aaaack!
Dropped my map, now I'm trapped, oh man!
One can't, in Siberia, hang!*
Frosty ears, nothing can cheer me!
Not e-ven the Northern Lights!
Now I'm waiting for death
By predators
Or just the cold
Man does this suck
Bad way to die
Why'd I have to go like this?
Face has no feeling!
No more blues, rescue crews found me!
I'm gone from Siberia, yeah!
But the space of help's place? Desert!
It's worse than Siberia, dang!
Snow to sand, now I'm strand-ed here...
(various garbled voices as the desert winds swirl around)
The last time I book cheap flights!
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