Song Parodies -> Fillings
| Original Song Title: | "Thriller" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fillings" |
| Parody Written by: | Cat |
Granted, I'm not the first to combine Jacko and teeth (that would be this guy) but this comes straight from the dentist's mouth!
You're not accustomed
To copious amounts of tooth decay
But your bicuspid
Is looking like a garbage dump today
Your mommy's gone
(She'd rather just go deaf than hear you bawling)
You won't shut up?
I'll Novocaine ya where the sun don't shine
Oh don't you whine...
You need some fillings!
Strap you down
You'll be the king of little boys
When I give you a crown!
I need to fill your...cavities!
You may say "pretty please"
But I'll still fill ya, drill ya, tonight!
Your screams are strangled
But I'm not someone with whom you should mess
Now you're entangled
With Dr. Buzz N. Drillyew, DDS
Can't stop your pain
Even the laughing gas is making you cry
Oops, I hit a vein!
Well, I'll just patch it up with some toothpaste,
Since I'm in haste...
'Cause you need fillings! Metal studs...
Admit it's better than ripping your teeth out from the bud! (Ow!)
Fillings...no more sweets!
The candy that you eat
Just gives you fillings, drillings, tonight!
You stuffed your mouth
Full of chocolate and taffy and marmalade
But karma gets you as you open your trap tonight
(Teeth full of blight)
Here come my fingers...don't bite!
Don't wanna miss it
As I now break out my own "Jaws of Life"
Am I sadistic?
Well, I don't know (just don't go ask my wife)
You look in fear
And wonder why I'd choose this occupation, yeah
Now listen clear
You bratty kids just don't mean squat to me
Oh can't you see...
My giving fillings may cause tears
But screaming pads my wallet,
So it's music to my ears!
Fillings...that's my job!
Might well be from the Mob
But I'm still grilling, drilling,
Shilling fillings tonight!
Don't fear the fillings, little snot!
You'll buzz metal detectors
When I fix up all your rot!
Fillings...are your friend!
So hold still, let me "mend"
When I will fill you (kill you?)
It's time for fillings tonight!
(Receptionist's Rap)
Dr. Drillyew's in demand
With parents that don't understand
Shady tricks that he deploys
On their beloved girls and boys
He learned his techniques on the street
(But no one know about that feat)
And then he'll charge an extra fee
For his impromptu "surgery"
Some kids come out with just one tooth
Or twenty more, to tell the truth
But does he care? Oh, heavens no!
His sole concern is making dough
He's made down payment on a Benz
With the outrageous killing
He makes from fixing tender teeth
With just one tiny FILLING!
(sounds of maniacal laughter drowned out by the buzz of a dental drill)
To copious amounts of tooth decay
But your bicuspid
Is looking like a garbage dump today
Your mommy's gone
(She'd rather just go deaf than hear you bawling)
You won't shut up?
I'll Novocaine ya where the sun don't shine
Oh don't you whine...
You need some fillings!
Strap you down
You'll be the king of little boys
When I give you a crown!
I need to fill your...cavities!
You may say "pretty please"
But I'll still fill ya, drill ya, tonight!
Your screams are strangled
But I'm not someone with whom you should mess
Now you're entangled
With Dr. Buzz N. Drillyew, DDS
Can't stop your pain
Even the laughing gas is making you cry
Oops, I hit a vein!
Well, I'll just patch it up with some toothpaste,
Since I'm in haste...
'Cause you need fillings! Metal studs...
Admit it's better than ripping your teeth out from the bud! (Ow!)
Fillings...no more sweets!
The candy that you eat
Just gives you fillings, drillings, tonight!
You stuffed your mouth
Full of chocolate and taffy and marmalade
But karma gets you as you open your trap tonight
(Teeth full of blight)
Here come my fingers...don't bite!
Don't wanna miss it
As I now break out my own "Jaws of Life"
Am I sadistic?
Well, I don't know (just don't go ask my wife)
You look in fear
And wonder why I'd choose this occupation, yeah
Now listen clear
You bratty kids just don't mean squat to me
Oh can't you see...
My giving fillings may cause tears
But screaming pads my wallet,
So it's music to my ears!
Fillings...that's my job!
Might well be from the Mob
But I'm still grilling, drilling,
Shilling fillings tonight!
Don't fear the fillings, little snot!
You'll buzz metal detectors
When I fix up all your rot!
Fillings...are your friend!
So hold still, let me "mend"
When I will fill you (kill you?)
It's time for fillings tonight!
(Receptionist's Rap)
Dr. Drillyew's in demand
With parents that don't understand
Shady tricks that he deploys
On their beloved girls and boys
He learned his techniques on the street
(But no one know about that feat)
And then he'll charge an extra fee
For his impromptu "surgery"
Some kids come out with just one tooth
Or twenty more, to tell the truth
But does he care? Oh, heavens no!
His sole concern is making dough
He's made down payment on a Benz
With the outrageous killing
He makes from fixing tender teeth
With just one tiny FILLING!
(sounds of maniacal laughter drowned out by the buzz of a dental drill)
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Made me think of Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors". A crowning achievement.
Pure terror!!!
Another crown themed parody! 555 corwns drilled
Eh-heh--All the dentists in the street dancing--555
Killer zombie dentists rule, heh heh heh 555!
he he learned his techniques on the street
Oooh, painful, love it, 5-5-5
(SOTM) A thriller of a parody. Brave use of rhyme schemes not matching the OS for each chorus.
SOTM-Great
(SOTM) Hilarious! I hope the police tell this dentist to "Beat It." I love the concept and the juxtaposition of dentists with Michael Jackson and zombies and horror. 555
SOTM-I realize I already commented, but that was skimming as I generally do on a daily basis, but this one when singing it to the original was even more impressive the second time around. Cat, I don't know how you don't win SOTM more often, this is easily one of the best parodies I've read on this site. There are a couple of tight fits, but the majority of it is on spot, I could actually have performed this song like I do my own, I can't say that about most the parodies I read here. . .VERY GOOD, deffinitely one of my stronger contenders for my consideration on this month's SOTM.
Open up and say SOTM 555 times.
(SOTM) I'm not sure how I missed this one... okay, it might have to do with my serious dislike of MJ and the innumerable parodies of this OS. That said, this was outstanding and very funny, Cat, with TMGLTM. I haven't read all the SOTM entrants yet, but I'm thinking this'll make my top 5.
(SOTM) I saw this before...when it came out in fact. And I'm still lovin' it!
(SOTM) You win the gold-post-and-core!
Had to dock you on the pacing, but 6 for creativity!---MM
(SOTM) Dr. Buzz N. Drillyew, DDS sounds like one mean m*****-f***** Cat - beautifully done with some lovely dry gags - and I'm sure I've never come across an "accustomed/bicuspid" couplet before in my extensive parodical travels - I've just had all 4 wisdom teeth out 2 weeks ago too, so this parody hit a nerve - pretty much the same nerve my personal Dr Drillyew hit - 555
(SOTM) I'll add my heartfelt praise to the stunning plaudits this has already recieved, Cat...simply superb. "Dr Buzz n Drillyew DDS" is obviously the product of a fertile and funny imagination. Bravo! 555+
(SOTM) Kind of like you bit off more than you can chew... gnaw, it was grate!
Absolutely superb, Cat. Especially the variation of the "Thriller" rhyme (that's the bit I found hardest when parodying this song, especially as in the OS it is utterly dire, basically "thriller/diller/killer"... and what's a "diller" when it's at home, anyway?).
Well done, Cat. I'm more and more impressed by your work, if you'd call it 'work', on amiright. Great rhyme scheme and I particularly enjoyed the 'receptionists' rap' and the maniacal laughter ending. Also liked "With Dr. Buzz N. Drillyew, DDS". Time will tell if this surpasses Weird Al's own 'numb me/drill me/floss me/bill me' in my book, but it's already up there with the best.
SOTM - "King of little boys"? My my, this IS an MJ song! Heh heh. Ohhhh they're going to flog me for that...
(SOTY) My hat's off to you on this one, Cat. A pleasure to sing along with the OS. :-) TMGLTM 555+
Since I showed up three months late to this dentist appointment, I can't be too upset that Stuart beat me to the very two things I was going to say. So here's this instead: More cat-egorically cat-chy work from the site's prodigious prodigy! (Oh, and "twenty more" - heh heh.)
(SOTY) I don't need to say a lot here--Still my favorite CAT parody of all time, and thus far my favorite among the SOTY entrants as well. . .terrific parody CAT, and just so you know, I'm still waiting on that recording...
Brilliantly evil!
(ABC4) "But does he care? Oh, heavens no!
His sole concern is making dough" sums it up, because your earlier question as to why they would choose this profession does need some answering IMO - great match of thriller to driller (to biller), Cat
(ABC4) There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been said - except something negative, but 'Cat' and 'negative comment' don't really fit together, am I right?
The tooth can be painful, can't it? Absolutely brilliant, one of my favorites of yours!
ABC- Michael Jackson singing about filling and drilling 'the king of little boys'? 'Nuff said. This was really well done and hilarious, Cat.
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