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You're not accustomed
To copious amounts of tooth decay
But your bicuspid
Is looking like a garbage dump today
Your mommy's gone
(She'd rather just go deaf than hear you bawling)
You won't shut up?
I'll Novocaine ya where the sun don't shine
Oh don't you whine...
You need some fillings!
Strap you down
You'll be the king of little boys
When I give you a crown!
I need to fill your...cavities!
You may say "pretty please"
But I'll still fill ya, drill ya, tonight!
Your screams are strangled
But I'm not someone with whom you should mess
Now you're entangled
With Dr. Buzz N. Drillyew, DDS
Can't stop your pain
Even the laughing gas is making you cry
Oops, I hit a vein!
Well, I'll just patch it up with some toothpaste,
Since I'm in haste...
'Cause you need fillings! Metal studs...
Admit it's better than ripping your teeth out from the bud! (Ow!)
Fillings...no more sweets!
The candy that you eat
Just gives you fillings, drillings, tonight!
You stuffed your mouth
Full of chocolate and taffy and marmalade
But karma gets you as you open your trap tonight
(Teeth full of blight)
Here come my fingers...don't bite!
Don't wanna miss it
As I now break out my own "Jaws of Life"
Am I sadistic?
Well, I don't know (just don't go ask my wife)
You look in fear
And wonder why I'd choose this occupation, yeah
Now listen clear
You bratty kids just don't mean squat to me
Oh can't you see...
My giving fillings may cause tears
But screaming pads my wallet,
So it's music to my ears!
Fillings...that's my job!
Might well be from the Mob
But I'm still grilling, drilling,
Shilling fillings tonight!
Don't fear the fillings, little snot!
You'll buzz metal detectors
When I fix up all your rot!
Fillings...are your friend!
So hold still, let me "mend"
When I will fill you (kill you?)
It's time for fillings tonight!
Dr. Drillyew's in demand
With parents that don't understand
Shady tricks that he deploys
On their beloved girls and boys
He learned his techniques on the street
(But no one know about that feat)
And then he'll charge an extra fee
For his impromptu "surgery"
Some kids come out with just one tooth
Or twenty more, to tell the truth
But does he care? Oh, heavens no!
His sole concern is making dough
He's made down payment on a Benz
With the outrageous killing
He makes from fixing tender teeth
With just one tiny FILLING!
(sounds of maniacal laughter drowned out by the buzz of a dental drill)
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