Song Parodies -> O. J. Simpson: Your Debts Are Gonna Grow
| Original Song Title: | "Your Nose Is Gonna Grow" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Crawford |
| Parody Song Title: | "O. J. Simpson: Your Debts Are Gonna Grow" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Your lawyers all say
That you have no need to worry
They got you off free
Been acquitted by a jury
But they caught you with that knife
And the DNA of your wife
Well, go ahead, explain!
But remember, if you lie
A white jury will get you
And your debts are gonna grow - ow - ow - ow - ow
So, remember if you lie
Straight to Hell you go!
You tell us, forget
That you've been a spouse abuser
You say you've been framed
By a racist cop accuser
If ev'rything you say is true
What's that blood they found on you?
Well, go ahead, explain!
But remember, if you lie
A white jury will get you
And your debts are gonna grow - ow - ow - ow - ow
So, remember if you lie
Straight to Hell you go!
That you have no need to worry
They got you off free
Been acquitted by a jury
But they caught you with that knife
And the DNA of your wife
Well, go ahead, explain!
But remember, if you lie
A white jury will get you
And your debts are gonna grow - ow - ow - ow - ow
So, remember if you lie
Straight to Hell you go!
You tell us, forget
That you've been a spouse abuser
You say you've been framed
By a racist cop accuser
If ev'rything you say is true
What's that blood they found on you?
Well, go ahead, explain!
But remember, if you lie
A white jury will get you
And your debts are gonna grow - ow - ow - ow - ow
So, remember if you lie
Straight to Hell you go!
c 2006 Tommy Turtle
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