-> "Hey, Left-Winger (Sotomayor / Obama)"
Original Song Title:
"Big Spender"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Left-Winger (Sotomayor / Obama)"
The Lyrics
The President wants to appoint
Son'ia Sotomayor; only distinction:
Fe-male Latina
Good Judges hard to find?
Don't think so, so let me tell ya what goes on in my mind:
You've already racked up a point:
POTUS "first", you scored; first Black in history
Hey, Obama
Find a better nominee
Filling up quotas, now: one... by.... one...
How's about this one: "white ... trash"???? [1]
Standards, don't relax ... bar, raise [2]
Court, Supreme, we need ... fair mind
"Experience rich"? That's disjoint:
*Facts* and *law*; "your life"; must make *that* distinction
My brain, I'll lend her
Won't hear me: "male" and "white"
My IQ is double yours; I could be possibly right
Sir President, don't disappoint
Don't just pick a dork to fill minori-ty
Hey, yo mama!
Don't base: gender
Race: offender
"Jus-tice" should be "blind", not she!
[1] It's just as well that they don't have a quota to fill for Jerry Springer-quality White Trash, but since they have quotas for every other group, race, class ....
[2] "raise the bar" = "raise the standard", but also a pun on "Bar", i. e. the Bar Association, which is the lawyers' group in each State, and "admission to the Bar" = "In the United States, 'admission to the bar' is permission granted by a particular court system to a lawyer to practice law in that system."
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