-> "Please, Mr. Postman"
Original Song Title:
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please, Mr. Postman"
In the corner of my yard there stands a mailbox
Overstuffed with stuff like bills, most overdue
Lots of junk mail; here's a coupon: "Save a quarter"
Catalog from Sears for outhouse when you're through
See me cryin' ev'ry day that you pass *my* house
I've been standing here, so super-patient-ly
For that letter sayin' he's returnin' home soon
Please check your bag, and find a card for me!
Please, Mailman, please, take a look if you can
Mr. Postman, where's that letter from my bo-o-oyfriend?
Please, Mailman, please; gone so long, is my man
Will I ever hear from guy I love again?
If I had a dime for ev'ry time I've checked it
Looking for that long-lost letter he would write
I could swear I'd be the richest girl on Earth now
Or at least among all folks at AmIRight
But I guess I'm never gonna get that letter
Though since he left, he's been the one thing on my mind
You won't stop to leave some mail to make me better
Ev'ry day: an empty mailbox, I'm resigned
Please, Mailman, please, check your bag one more time
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Must be so -o- -omething
Please, Mailman, please; it would be so sublime
Just to know I'm gonna see that guy again!
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