You'll never know how much it really costs you
You'll never know until you really dare....

Listen
("Hey, there, you!")
Tijuana, know a secret?
(Do I screw?)
"Do you promise not to smell?"
Whoa, oh, oh

Closer....
(Urge, pursue)
"Fifty pesos, pardner, here...
(Join the queue)
"Or go stick it in your ear
"Twenty bucks'll do..."
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Bitchin'
(Ache, accrue)
Tijuana took my secret
(Sex, ensue)
Tales the Turtle's got to tell
Whoa, oh, oh

Poser:
(Newb, no clue)
Seňorita Puta*, dear
(Who, me woo?)
Stands by street with lurid leer
Nooky: to me, new!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

I've had this discharge for a week or two
Where it came from -- can't guess who!

Itchin'
(Ooh, I rue)
Tijuana made me secrete
(This ain't flu)
Made my privates drip and swell,
Oo -- oo -- oo -- ooze

Dose her!
(And me, too)
Doc, I need a shot, I fear
(Syph: imbue)
Penicillin in the rear
Caught V. D. from you!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!