Song Parodies -> My SBD's Strong (Fart VI of Gene Pitney Tribute)
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Gonna Be Strong" |
| Original Performer: | Gene Pitney |
| Parody Song Title: | "My SBD's Strong (Fart VI of Gene Pitney Tribute)" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
"SBD" = "Silent But Deadly," a WMD--type of toxic gas much worse than those used by Saddam Hussein; there has been talk of adding a ban on military use of SBDs to the Geneva Convention. From heart-wrenching and gut-wrenching love ballad to butt-clenching and nose-stenching parody: The parodist's highest possible tribute to singer/songwriter Gene Pitney, who passed away 5 April 06. OS lyrics here. Midi here.
SBD
Is slipping away from me
And I'm so afraid
It's here with you to stay
Yes, my SBD's strong
And it's wafting your way
Burrito's gone
No longer can I hold on
Such a pity... Wow! --
-- This one's too much to bear!
Though my SBD's strong,
I'll pretend it's not there
Yes,
My SBD's strong
I'll wait as long as I can
Sounds like ringing a gong
Or like singing a song
Abate it with a fan!
When you say, "Who cut cheese?"
I'll just hand you a line
I'll smile with ease,
"I don't know. It's not mine."
Believe me, I know, as I walk out and wave you "Good-bye"
How you're all gonna di - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie!
Is slipping away from me
And I'm so afraid
It's here with you to stay
Yes, my SBD's strong
And it's wafting your way
Burrito's gone
No longer can I hold on
Such a pity... Wow! --
-- This one's too much to bear!
Though my SBD's strong,
I'll pretend it's not there
Yes,
My SBD's strong
I'll wait as long as I can
Sounds like ringing a gong
Or like singing a song
Abate it with a fan!
When you say, "Who cut cheese?"
I'll just hand you a line
I'll smile with ease,
"I don't know. It's not mine."
Believe me, I know, as I walk out and wave you "Good-bye"
How you're all gonna di - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie - ie!
© 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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i'm sure gene woulda dug it
Something to think about....glad, I got my dog, Sniffy trained for such emergencies....very well done, here-555
DKTOS, but this fart parody gets you 5s from me, very clever.
DKTOS but, I trust your pacing and, found it funny so, 555
alvin, thanks... AFW, thanks; is he like the coal-mine canary?... Stephen and Rick C, thanks, and thanks for "vote of confidence" on pace.
Time to fart 555s
Larry, thanks.
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