The men watch the girls while the girls dance for men and think of them as saps
In their laps --
-- Erotic'lly, they'll dance, if you finance
Which is the name of the game, watch a guy pay a dame to drop the top of gown
On the ground --
-- A fiver he will toss; she's down to floss

Guys gawk; girls walk... out in their underwear
"Nice watch! " Poor schlock! Trade: shot at derriére

A sneak attack on her rack; front and back: cleavage, crack
The dollar bills abound
Nice and round! -- each time you hear a loud, erective cry
They're making music to make guys buy!

[Interlude -- booze and bucks flow as broads glow]

Guys leer; "Here, dear! My, what a lovely pair!"
Poor dork... will fork... whatever he can spare

It's stuffing ones by the tons in the buns of the hons
That makes the girls surround --
Sucker, found! Each girl, she shows a nip, and thrusts a hip
They're making music to watch girls strip!

The hicks watch the chics while the chics work their d***s and watch the dollars fly
My, oh my! Eighteen: it beats a job at Dairy Queen!â„¢

La, la la la.... (la la off into la la land)