-> "You're So Hot; Sweet Is Your Behind"
Original Song Title:
"Woman, Woman (Have You Got Cheating On Your Mind?)"
Parody Song Title:
"You're So Hot; Sweet Is Your Behind"
Woman, oh, oh, wo-o-o-man
It's so darn sweet when your hips grind, so let's bind!
Just your thong's between us
And my "gaff", I cannot hide 
And you're arrayed to let my thighs 'tween thine
So great, thee, when I love you! Are you ready for a ride?
Woman, dear woman,
Have you got heat in your behind? (mighty fine!)
In scene, we play; no rookie, you
And make me shout "Whoopee!"
When I hurt, you salve with pink; we're intertwined
Your t*ts glowing, you unhook in back
That's really thrilling me!
Woman, my woman,
So hot, the sheets, when you're supine! (oh, your gyne!)
A woman bares a flirtin' nook
Men: She has mons 'n groove!
And a gland that's always swell; I've often dined
Let's mate: I have to spray it
I'm up-shook all over you
Woman, love my woman
Love your tw*t; Cheat? I'm disinclined!
Oh woman, oh, woman
It's such a treat when you're reclined!
Oh woman, oh, woman
Hot to trot: neat when we're combined...
[repeat until you fade]
 "gaff" -- Take your pick:
a) (Nautical) A stout pole, such as those used for masts
b) A long iron rod to help you land a fish ;)
Ventilation time: (feel free to skip it)
The "Got" in TOS main line is redundant. Been waiting a dozen years to scream that, ever since that stupidly ungrammatcal 1998 movie title, "You"ve Got Mail". "You Have Got" = redundant. Correct: "You have mail". Contracting it doesn't change that: Not "You've Got Mail", but "You've Mail".... "Have You Cheating On Your Mind?"
Pay no attention to the turtle behind the curtain. Useless, needless redundancy and duplication of unnecessarily repeated words bother and annoy him.
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