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Song Parodies -> "Brokenback Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Wolverton Mountain"

Original Performer:

Claude King

Parody Song Title:

"Brokenback Mountain"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Many might not KTOS, which was covered by Hank Williams, Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and others. OS lyrics, with some variations at different sources, might be here. "Brokeback" was tweaked to "Brokenback" to keep the same meter/pacing as "Wolverton" in the OS, besides adding another word play to it.
They say don't go on Brokenback Mountain
If you're cruising for gay life
'Cause Clifton Clowers has a "mah-velous" grandson
But he's mighty handy with a gun and a knife

His tender hips (ripe, reeking rips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain protects him there
The fairies and turds tell Clifton Clowers
If new man-meat should cruise up there

All of my dreams are on Brokenback Mountain
I want his grandson for my "wife"
I'll take my chances and troll that mountain
Though Clifton Clowers, he may take my life

His fingertips (and necking nips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides him so fair
The hairys and nerds tell Clifton Clowers
If hair-dress-er should cruise up there

I'm going up on Brokenback Mountain
I'm too horny down here below
It's just not right to hide his grandson
From the sweetie who loves him so

His leather whips (and onion dips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides his bleached hair
The Marys and pervs tell Clifton Clowers
De-cor-at-er is headed there

But I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna prance up on his mountain
I'm gonna grab the guy I love
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna mince up on that mountain
I'm gonna give gay guy a glove

I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'll do him down low and above
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna find my "Turtle"-dove (repeat and fade)


Actually? Not!!! But, an irresistible parallel. © 2006 Tommy Turtle

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alvin rhodes - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nearly broke my back laughin'
TT - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks!
John Barry - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Did this by any chance happen on top of Old Pokey, elevation 555.
PMS - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Write 'em cowboy! 555
TT - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
John Barry, good one, thanks... PMS, thanks!
carol - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
this one made my day!! 555
TT - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
carol, thanks, and long time, no hear... Nice to see you back here!
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang, son... Wonder if Clifton Clowers is The Ones Guy? If so, I don't care how he votes, I'm giving y'all a five.
TT - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael... will "repay" the favor in a day or two heh heh. :)
White Night - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Is there any way of downloading this song i heard it on the radio this morning and i want it man its not on that cd above i looked on amazon i want it if there is a way e-mail at hondarancher@gmail.com
Tommy Turtle - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
White Night, the OS does appear to be available on CD. I don't post commercial links here -- will email you the link. Thanks for stopping by.
White Night - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
No, not wolverton mountain i want the song brokenback mountain that song
Tommy Turtle - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
White Night, if you heard this parody, "Brokenback Mountain", on the radio, I'd like to know where, when, and what station. I've never recorded it nor given anyone else permission to do so. Thanks.
White Night - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I heard it on station 99.5 corbin,Kentucky im not sure who was singing it but i do know it was song for sure because when i read it i remember hearing it on that station.
Tommy Turtle - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, White Night. I'll look into it. There's quite a discussion going on at the message board about plagiarism: www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,632.0.html, so this was interesting information.
White Night - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
No problem glad to help i was just wandering if i could own the song cause i heard it but apparently if you havent had it recorded then i cant have it as a song lol..c ya

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