I'm so da*n hot, my wish; to take you; make love; go
I'll come and go real fast, but also, come real slow
'Cause you've started something: a fantasy
A real live Penthouseâ„¢ Petâ„¢ who's hot, not cold to me
Your lap: into, intrude
I only want to see you nude

My patter, at her; flatter; spatter; scatter: shoo!
It isn't like I want to spend all day with you
My pick - up lines, snappin'; they never miss
So how 'bout you and I agreeing: loving kiss?
Amazing, but it's true
I only want to sleep with you

I winked, and smiled at you
Asked "Ya want to take a chance?"
You set off all my smoke alarms
Advance: dance, then lance in pants?

Now listen, honey!

I just want to lie beside you at my lair
For marriage, family, in-laws' crap; no, I don't care
So de-part at sunrise, or else I flee
Not ever pregnant, get; you'll have no gold from me
Allergic to that glue
I only want to sleep with you

[interlude -- snores loudly, wakes up, climbs on again...]

Oh, oh, eyes popped, beguiling me
Stance, enhance; one glance: entrance [1]
Lab tests tell you there'd be no harms
An eye glintin' for romance!

Now hear me tell you:

Monica Lewinsky? No cigars, no show
I only know I want to share our afterglow
Oh, look at their snippin'; come see my bris
I just need a receptacle to place my jiss
I'm lazy, but I'm "blue"
I only want to sleep with you!

It doesn't matter who you are or what you know
The only question here is: how far will you go?
'Cause you've hardened something; I cannot pee
I hope: forgive, forget about how bold I be
No "borrowed, blue, old, new" [2]
I only want to sleep with you
I just look at her, I chat her up; pursue
I only want to be sleep with you




[1] as in "to put into a trance", not as in "the act of entering". .... hmmm, on the other hand .... naah, the first meaning still paces better :)

[2] Verrrry old tradition at weddings: to have something old (bride's father), something new (bride's baby), something borrowed (the money for the wedding), and something blue (the groom).