Song Parodies -> Gimme, Gimme Coca Crop
| Original Song Title: | "Shimmy, Shimmy, Ko-Ko-Bop" |
| Original Performer: | Little Anthony And The Imperials |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gimme, Gimme Coca Crop" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
The coca bush has become the leading cash crop in certain South American countries, apparently because its leaves yield an extract called "cocaine". "Keys" is believed to be underworld slang for "Kilograms", or, as our Britishhe frienddes sayye, "Kilogrammes". "Hold" = cargo storage compartment of a ship.
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Sittin' in Co-lum-bi-a, suitcase in my hand
Bogus bottom brims with bucks, couple hundred grand
Along came a native guy, greasy, with moustache
Opened up my suitcase then, showed him all my cash
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Snatched a sample from his sack, felt my hand a-tingle
Smoked it all as freebase crack, let the vapors mingle
Doled out dealer's dirty dough; Said, "I'll take it, please"
Gave me goodies gangsters grow, fifty freakin' keys
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gonna sell my coca crop, hope he's not a cop
Harbor henchmen hoist his haul; hull has hidden hold
Smuggle into USA, turn it into gold
Sell in seamy seaside shops, pay me "through the nose"
Snort it 'til a membrane pops, or a vessel blows
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop.......
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Sittin' in Co-lum-bi-a, suitcase in my hand
Bogus bottom brims with bucks, couple hundred grand
Along came a native guy, greasy, with moustache
Opened up my suitcase then, showed him all my cash
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Snatched a sample from his sack, felt my hand a-tingle
Smoked it all as freebase crack, let the vapors mingle
Doled out dealer's dirty dough; Said, "I'll take it, please"
Gave me goodies gangsters grow, fifty freakin' keys
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gonna sell my coca crop, hope he's not a cop
Harbor henchmen hoist his haul; hull has hidden hold
Smuggle into USA, turn it into gold
Sell in seamy seaside shops, pay me "through the nose"
Snort it 'til a membrane pops, or a vessel blows
Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop.......
The original song, which is sometimes misspelled as "...Coco Bop", might be here. The foregoing is a work of fiction, for entertainment and satiric purposes only. Any similarity to actual persons or events is strictly coincidental. The author wholeheartedly disapproves of the persons and events described herein. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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terrific concept and fun to sing along with
Harvest this crop of fives.
Quality stuff, here..5's
alvin, John B., AFW, thanks.
An Imperial effort. As the author of "With Help From My Little Friend," I know: Forst, you get de base song; den, you get de pacing; den, you get de fives.
Thanks, Michael. True, true.
Cool parody, fives
Larry, thanks.
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