-> "I've HIV and AIDS? 'Thanks', Ma'am!"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I've HIV and AIDS? 'Thanks', Ma'am!"
I've HIV and AIDS? "Thanks", Ma'am!
Ev'ry STD, I have? Oh, d*mn!
I once hooked up with the hottie next door
Turns out she's the city's fave'rite wh*re
And every guy had no liner-y (Line it, see?)
She wouldn't use a condom or a dam (Bare, ram!)
I've an ache, an itch, and painful pee
Jam it in, and in a jam!
(Second curse, worse than the first)
I've venery-infect? What cr*p!
Gonorrhea; syph' (Applaud? Just "clap")
Gap, entrapping chap; I'm lapping wrong lap
Shoulda' checked her with a smear of Pap
And Papilloma? She's plenary (Plenty, she!)
Got herpes, candidiasis, and crabs (and scabs!) 
I have eight sores, each one chancre-y
Every disease: one tap!
[Interlewd: howling and screaming in agony while trying to urinate]
I swallow Flagyl™ by the gram 
"Flagyl-ating" self, I am, I am!
Saw yam; oughta' scram instead of "Wham-bam"
F*****g: Flunking ev'ry lab exam
I should have stud-ied instead of "crammed" (scanned her gland)
I thought I scored Grand Slam, but got slammed (and scammed!)
Got Chlamy-di-a from rotten "clam"
Thanks for rank crank, skank Madame!
Oy, vay! STD!
Lechery (fetching, she)
Treachery (retching: me)
Knew I shoulda' stuck to lamb!
 "Candidiasis", more commonly referred to as a "yeast infection" (it is) -- might look as though it would be pronounced "Can-diddy-Aces", but it's "kan-di-*DAHY*-uh-sis". (Smile! You're on Candid-iasis Camera!) ... and can infect males, too, who can reinfect their then-cured partner.
 "Flagyl" -- US trade name for metronidazole, an antibiotic often used to treat trichomoniasis. Although both men and women are susceptible to this infection, it is believed that more than half of all male patients will naturally expel the parasite within 14 days (gee, I wonder how? ;), while in women it will persist unless treated. (Sexist disease!)
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