Monday, no song
No post from me
Monday, no song
Won't compete with all fifty-three

Oh, Monday mornin'
Much adornin'
Home page usually
But Monday evenin',
I'll submit a song or three

Monday, Monday
Don't like that day
Monday, Monday
Seems like too many at work play

Oh, Monday mornin'
Let this be a warnin'
To writers new-bie
That Monday evenin'
Is prime to place your par-o-dy

Every other day (every other day)
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes (but whenever Monday comes)
That's when I resign
For a short time

Monday, no song
No, not from me
Monday mornin'
Surfeit such, forlornin' to see

Oh, Monday mornin'
Many hornin'
In, but guarantee
That Monday evenin'
I shall post a trilogy*

Every other day (every other day)
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes (but whenever Monday comes)
That's when I decline
No, not a line!

Monday, Monday
Can't use that day
Monday, Monday
There's just too much display
Whoa, Monday, Monday
I go away
Monday, Monday
Gives me dismay
Oh Monday, Monday
Oh Monday, Monday