-> "Just Assassination (Winning The Race For Me)"
Original Song Title:
"Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just Assassination (Winning The Race For Me)"
The Lyrics
Each day through my window I watch Pennsylvan-i-a Ave.
I say to myself, "It's what I want to have"
To be the Pres - ident
Is truly a dream come true
"Out of all the fellas in the race
"No one left but you..."
But it's Barack's assassination
Winning the race for me
It was just his termination
Running my mouth for me
Ooh-hooh-hoo-hooh
Soon I'll be sworn in
Again, it's Bill and me
In the White House, Number One among our country
With good health care, maybe free
I tell you, I can visualize it all
This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems.
But it was just my desperation -- once again --
Running away with me
I tell you it was just my mass frustration
Running my mouth for me
Every night, on my knees I pray,
"Dear Lord, hear my plea...
"Don't ever let Obama take this race from me
"Oh, I just wish he'd die"
Ooh, he's far ahead of me
Delegates desert me
Perhaps I could be *his* VP
But in reality, there's not a thing he owes me
Just exasperation -- once again --
Running away with me
Tell you it was just an aberration
Ruining the day for me
I'll never beat him, no, I can't defeat him
My administration
-- ooh, no, no, no, no --
Fading away for me
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