-> "'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)"
Original Song Title:
"Mother's Little Helper"
Parody Song Title:
"'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)"
What a drag it is, he picked Joe!
WTF did Biden say?
Made another gaffe today
'Bama needs something to help to calm this clown
Maybe mentally, Joe's ill
In his drink, they slip a pill
And Obama feels some shelter
Thanks to yellow Biden helper
And it gets him through his day
Sweating not, "What will Joe say?"
Lets his ignorance display
Shouldn't let his mouth go play
Speaking fresh words, though his brain, behind, does lag
So he makes a big mistake;
How Obama's head must ache!
They should weld mouth closed wtih smelter,
Wallop whopping whopper whelper
And two pills in Joe's café
Help Obama's fears, allay
Biden, please! Take more of these!
You're such a bore! You talk; we snore!:
How I wish that Joe'd catch a cold!
Cable news reruns all day
E'vry misstep, they replay
As his brains depreciate, he should be fired
Since Joe Biden's in this bind,
They should tranquilize his mind
And turn off that pesky yelper
With Obama's little helper
Four should shut him up real tight
Help to minimzie O's plight
Biden, please! Your tongue should seize
Your speech: abhor; Your wisdom: poor
Hits a snag eact time he gets bold!
As Obama's hair turns gray:
"NOW what did that mother say?!"
"Joe,' implores: Ignores, pours hardcore roars galore
Take a dozen or a gross
And we'll all be less morose
In '12: running, not; don't swelter
To be Bama's little helper
"STFU; go away!":
Hear O, dizzy, sighing, pray
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