Song Parodies -> 'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)
| Original Song Title: | "Mother's Little Helper" |
| Original Performer: | The Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Trivia: OS was said by some to be about the tranquilizer Valiumâ„¢, the most (over-)prescribed drug in the US from 1969 to 1982. Some others claimed OS was about Nembutal, a barbiturate sedative, which was also yellow, and much more toxic - the ref at the end of TOS to "overdose". TT votes Valium (alliteration aside): TOS line: "Outside the door/She took four more". Four Nembutals wouldn't "calm you down", they'd knock you out cold. The parody works either way, though. :)
OS lyrics here. Original performance video here. The interview finishes, and the song starts, at 0:46.
OS lyrics here. Original performance video here. The interview finishes, and the song starts, at 0:46.
What a drag it is, he picked Joe!
WTF did Biden say?
Made another gaffe today
'Bama needs something to help to calm this clown
Maybe mentally, Joe's ill
In his drink, they slip a pill
And Obama feels some shelter
Thanks to yellow Biden helper
And it gets him through his day
Sweating not, "What will Joe say?"
Lets his ignorance display
Shouldn't let his mouth go play
Speaking fresh words, though his brain, behind, does lag
So he makes a big mistake;
How Obama's head must ache!
They should weld mouth closed wtih smelter,
Wallop whopping whopper whelper
And two pills in Joe's café
Help Obama's fears, allay
Biden, please! Take more of these!
You're such a bore! You talk; we snore!:
How I wish that Joe'd catch a cold!
Cable news reruns all day
E'vry misstep, they replay
As his brains depreciate, he should be fired
Since Joe Biden's in this bind,
They should tranquilize his mind
And turn off that pesky yelper
With Obama's little helper
Four should shut him up real tight
Help to minimzie O's plight
Biden, please! Your tongue should seize
Your speech: abhor; Your wisdom: poor
Hits a snag eact time he gets bold!
As Obama's hair turns gray:
"NOW what did that mother say?!"
"Joe,' implores: Ignores, pours hardcore roars galore
Take a dozen or a gross
And we'll all be less morose
In '12: running, not; don't swelter
To be Bama's little helper
"STFU; go away!":
Hear O, dizzy, sighing, pray
Yay!
café = coffee (Sp.) Valium® F. Hoffmann-La Roche Ltd. Nembutal (pentobarbital), invented in 1928, now apparently in the public domain. All else © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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hilarious concept...love the OS too..pills ?....really ?...always thought the OS was about mom's MAID....heh heh heh
Great one, Tom!! Always "shell shocked" at what comes out of that man's mouth. Man, is he food fo fodder, and i have fed on it before...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/creed16.shtml
If you've ever seen the "Stand up, Joe!" videotape, you know that Biden can be an absolute moron. Excellent flow and wording!
Nicely written TT - echoes thoughts a lot of have about Joe. Maybe Obama picked him, so that he would look so much better to constituents compared to Joe.
Wonderful lyrics and OS selection.., aBsOlutely perfect for the BOcassion--this one practically sings itself!
alvin: four more maids? lol :) thanks for v/c, alvin.
Mark Scotti: Thanks for v/c, and will trade ya plugs:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/brianhyland20.shtml
in which TT lamented the loss of comedic material from W's departure, but reassured us all that Biden would compensate. How propheTTic, huh? :-)
L. D. Obblo: Missed it! Where can one find it -- and do they still make videotapes these days? Good thing I never threw away the ol' VCR. :) Thanks for v/c, and devilish nick you have there!
Timmy1000: I think a lot of peeps thought the same thing about George H (the First) picking Dan Quayle.... also, it safeguards Obama more than the Secret Service ever could. Who would harm O, knowing that Joe would be President? (and San Fran Nan right behind?) LOL. ... thanks for v/c, T1K.
Biden-Thyme: Heavenly shades of night are falling at your kind comments!
Mark Scotti: Thanks for v/c, and will trade ya plugs:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/brianhyland20.shtml
in which TT lamented the loss of comedic material from W's departure, but reassured us all that Biden would compensate. How propheTTic, huh? :-)
L. D. Obblo: Missed it! Where can one find it -- and do they still make videotapes these days? Good thing I never threw away the ol' VCR. :) Thanks for v/c, and devilish nick you have there!
Timmy1000: I think a lot of peeps thought the same thing about George H (the First) picking Dan Quayle.... also, it safeguards Obama more than the Secret Service ever could. Who would harm O, knowing that Joe would be President? (and San Fran Nan right behind?) LOL. ... thanks for v/c, T1K.
Biden-Thyme: Heavenly shades of night are falling at your kind comments!
Wallop whopping whopper whelper? Now that's a line! 555
blackjack21: thanks for catching that! ... and for vote and comment!
Inspired! And seconding BJ21's comment above... "whew"! BTW... how 'bout a take on Carl Smith's "Hey Joe"?
Fiddlegirl: Always reluctant to do an OS I DK. Saw the lyrics, and could prob. find a video, but it's not the same as actually grokking the OS. Great idea, but I've had enough of Biden, both listening to him and writing about him :) (not gonna plug the other parodies with refs to him). So it's all yours -- do your wurst, as they say in Germany. :)
Thanks for following the link and for the nice v/c. Oh, hell, one more plug, but no obligation (unlike the grammarodies), OK? http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/williamshakespearehamlet2.shtml
Thanks for following the link and for the nice v/c. Oh, hell, one more plug, but no obligation (unlike the grammarodies), OK? http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/williamshakespearehamlet2.shtml
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