Ooh, ooh, dimply fat...

You know I don't just feel fat
What I see on me is real fat
In that mirror I see reflected
These damn disrespected
Love handles (love handles), ugly rolls of flab
Love handles (love handles), so big you can grab
Love handles (love handles), never go away
Love handles (love handles), hear me when I say...

I started my life
With this cute, little, dimply ol' baby fat (baby fat)
Now I'm grown up and you can see just where it sat
It all collected on my thighs
And so my jeans went up one size
It seems, each year

Ohh,

This cake I'm contemplatin'
Is worth the pain of waitin'
I'll only end up hatin'
Those bulges I'll be creatin'
Love handles (love handles), people stop and stare
Love handles (act like), like I don't care
Love handles (love handles), words I've come to fear
Love handles (sittin' on), sittin' on my rear

(Puke on, baby) Ooh, ooh, baby...

I go to work
In dresses nice and loose that go below my knees (below my knees)
I tell myself don't cross my legs so no one sees
The pork collected on my butt
I'd like to grab a knife and cut
It all away

Ooh,

Don't think that I don't diet
Each diet I see, I try it
But no matter what, I'm still bearin'
This cellulite that I'm wearin'

Love handles (love handles), food goes past my lips
And then, it goes
Right to my hips

But I'll always love food
I'll always love food
Love handles
I'll always love food
I'll always love food...

Ooh, ooh, love handles...