-> "Soprano Man"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
A concerto in four movements.
It's 10am on St. Valentine's
The mobsters are all ushered in
Then a hit man named Antonio
Sub-machine-guns them all, with a grin
He says, "Boys, you are now just a memory
"Been shot; writhing in your last throes
"Though it may not be neat, now the deed is complete
"Six bodies with bloodied-up clothes"
"Sing your last song, I'm the Soprano Man
"Not to prolong your plight
"Al Capone gave the go for the massacre
"So you all are sayin' goodnight"
Now, me, I don't sound very masculine
My nuts were lopped off, but why?
I was left in the lurch by the Catholic Church
For the choir, they need voices high
Well, you know, I was neutered unwillingly
Otherwise, I would be singing bass
And I'm sure that I could be transgendered girl
If I had a prettier face
Sing you a song, I'm the soprano man
Watch as I hit the height
Though I nail notes much higher than Upper C
Is Pope Sixtus feelin' contrite? 
Last year, I was visiting Disneyland
At night, try to head for the door
I was caught for a while in rusty turnstile
My voice rose two octaves, or more
But I don't have to spend my life chasing chicks
Like the macho men who still have stones
I no longer have feelings of horniness
Need no wife; I like living alone
It's a mahvelous crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a goose
My thong panties are tight in my crotch, how they bite
Butt the crowd shouts for me to "cut loose"
And the soprano sounds like a little girl
And some audience might find it queer
But they're rather bizarre, this particular bar
What they hear, they hold dear, and they cheer
Tra la la la tra la
Rah rah hurrah rah rah rah
(They thay,) "Thing uth a thong, you're the Thoprano Man
"Thing uth a thong and thmile
"'Cauth we're all in the mood for an aria
"And you have a thweet, thultry thtyle"
 Pope Sixtus issued a papal bull in 1589 specifically providing for castrated males in the choir -- no bull!
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