-> "Seven-Inch, Thick, Strong Bones In Each Merry Maid (*SFW*)"
Original Song Title:
"Seventy-Six Trombones"
Parody Song Title:
"Seven-Inch, Thick, Strong Bones In Each Merry Maid (*SFW*)"
The Lyrics
Seven-inch, thick, strong bones in each merry maid
(It's quite humorous: "hu-mer-us", not a gland)
With cun-(-neiform): rosy glows
Spread her ankles, and it shows:
It's seen in feet on which we stand
Prominent "prongs": pert pair: acetabula
With the iliac crests (the best!) 'bove behind
Phabulous phlocks oph pha-langes phling
(Hoping: wedding ring –
-- Once, adorns; for lovely shape, a prize!)
There are female femurs; tibiae in high-heeled shoes
Wiggling, jiggling, ulna on display
Double-globed, "great" glutei, and big bazooms [1]
Leaving "womb": having a kid, some day!***
Thigh: lie rectus femori and intermedius
Lateral, medial, vastus: making four
Lovely gastrocnemii
To catch the eye of every guy
A gal, 'ttractive, hoping they will score!
[interlude: musical muscle, or muscular music, or mucosal mucous... ]
Symphysis: pubic bone: perfect "mounting" point
Got a hankering: "10" brunette comes my way
There, to titillate: tons of treats
Like her Twitter™ and her Tweets™
As she's arching: thrill, night and day!
[dance number -- the two of us doin' the dance]
Two hundred six femme bones, are each maiden, made
Pelvic, lumbar: an arch sprang out: nice, appear
Sparking off such a poontang long, lust'ly, I seize thong
With a big wang, bang her from the rear! [1a]
"Gray's": rather thick; some tome! -- good account; each joint
Of women and men: sil'houettes: all parts, show
This, I modestly wrote for AIR, with what little wit, could spare
With the foot-notes hidden down below!
[repeat after T: "Learning is fun!]
[1] We interrupt this highly-scientific parody for a brief bit of juvenile humor, but with OS line "big bassoons", is any other sub even *possible*? ... We now return to our regularly-planned treatise.
[1a] See above comment. OS lines:
"Starting off with a big bang bong on a Chinese gong
"By a big bang bonger at the rear".
......Nothing else is even possible. ("long" as in "longing [for])"
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