Rubber ball, we come bouncin' in, we do
Rubber ball, we come bouncin' in, we two
Ooh, ooh - ooh

I'm at a... rubber ball
Baby, it's all a cool freakin' scene
(Bouncy, bouncy) (Bouncy, bouncy)
At a... rubber ball,
Ev'ry-one's dressed... up in ne-oprene
(Bouncy, bouncy) (Bouncy, bouncy)

I'll... get... my fetish hoots
(People all wear black wetsuits)
I'm at a... rubber ball,
I come bouncin' on to you
Rubber ball, I come bouncin' on you, too

If you... stretch my suit 'til it's thin enough to tear
I'll just... stretch my coot: admit you anywhere
And at a... rubber ball,
I'll come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back, ya-hoo!

I... bounce and party 'round
(Get all wound when rubber, pound)
And at a... rubber ball,
I'll come bouncin' back to view!
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to woo!
Ooh, ooh - ooh...

(Bouncy gown: see!) (Bouncing down, see!)
(Bounce around, ¡si!) (Bounce: downtown, ¡si!)*
Eeh, eeh - eeh

I'm dressed in... rubber, all;
I'm wearing girdle by Playtex
(Flouncy, flouncy) (Flouncy, flouncy)
Dressed in... rubber, all;
I can lay Tex while wear latex
(Mounds, he found, see!) (Mounts, he counts, heh!)
Can even... squeeze guys, safe from old gay hex
(In rubber suit, it's always safe sex!)
But at a... rubber ball, I come bouncing back to you!
Rubber ball, I'll "come," bouncing a-bove you
Rubber ball, I come bouncing, now love you
Rubber ball, I come bouncing, how love you...

(repeat until elasticity is gone, then fade)


* "si" = "yes" (Spanish, whose practice is to put "!" or "?" upside-down at the beginning of the sentence to give you a "heads-up", instead of surprising you at the end. "Upside-down and heads up" - that and the taco were really cool ideas from the Spanish!)