Michelob
Burly, brawny brew that tastes so good
I would have one right now if I could
Oh, I believe
In Michelob

Suddenly
A gigantic thirst came over me
M-I-C-H-E-L-O-B
I thirst relieve
With Michelob

Don't... drink... foreign beer,
Cup o' cheer
That's brewed right here
Sir... I.... say, sincere
Choice is clear:
"Mick" has no peer!...

Michelob
Such supremely scented soapy suds
Don't want Blue Ribbons, Schlitz, or Buds;
I would so grieve:
Not Michelob?

While... re... lax-ing, slouch;
Sit on couch
In my bathrobe
Fra... grant... foam-y head
Pale or red
It's Michelob!

Michelob
Lovely lager lapped; so loved, that all
From the Devil to Apostle Paul,
Cannot conceive:
No Michelob...

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....