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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Stoned on Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Stoned on Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Colorado and Washington state legalized Pot earlier this year and this is the first Christmas where one might find a little something in their stocking that won't land them in jail...this time.
I’ll be stoned on Christmas
You can count on that
Water bongs by Tommy Chong
And rolling doobies, fat

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the neon gleams
Empty sacks of Wendy’s
And lots of Krispy Kremes

I’ll be stoned on Christmas
Bag o’ weed for me
Dropped by drone outside my home
All purchased legally

I know folks in Texas
Would like to join our team
They’ll be stoned on Christmas
But only in their dreams

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Dave W. - December 09, 2013 - Report this comment
One of my favorites during any season hehehe
Jonathan - December 10, 2013 - Report this comment
"Empty sacks of Wendy's And lots of Krispy Kremes" Ha! you can find those in my house and I don't even smoke pot! 5's
Alpha Skua - December 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Fudge homemade fudge Christmas Cookies Cakes and Puddings and the Cat climbs the the Christmas Tree

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